How would you take over the world?

[iulian28ti]

Originally Posted by lycanox

But that would mean that you didnt take over the world. You just devided the world over even more people.

Anyway, How about the technique used in the web comic Post Nuke.
Set the leaders of the world up against each other. Wait until they finally nuke the world and then come out of your shelter with lots of aid for the survivors.
wish you will recruit in your army to take out the remaining people that don't want you as their savior.

Think about it.... that's what aliens would do.

[Jake99]

Originally Posted by MirceaIulian

Government in itself is evil
i would inspire the people to rise up
the next age should be one where humanity is self governed
no borders or nations
no coorporations or anything
just small socialist comunes all over
living in peace with eachother and the world

I agree and that is the simple governing system I have been promoting here for 3 years. You are talking about the kingdom of heaven on earth and I endorse that fully.

[usohypocrisy]

i'd launch a pre-emptive nuclear strike.

Order B-2's, B-1's, F-22's, and F-15's to take out all satellites not belonging to the USA. then I'd detonate 1 nuclear warhead over each city, to take out their telecommunications with the EMP. then I'd hit every major city and manufacturing plant. with early warning launch sats down from taking them out, the other countries would have little to no warning, and very little chance of retaliation.

I'd order all subs to destroy any non-American submarines, and sink any and all surface vessels.

losses on my side would be minimal at best because of taking out their early warning launch detection capability, and the fact of the missile shield. then I would have carrier groups with armed marines, deploy to comb areas for survivors and have them killed.

any forces of resistance would face a merciless death, no questions asked, resist and you die.

any survivors not resisting would become slaves and work for me, all would be fitted with special powerful microchips that if they disobey, or escape then it would send enough electricity through the brain to kill the disobedient person. the slaves would then build my new powerful empire.

that's how I would rule the world.

[lycanox]

Atleast you will rule whats left of it.

[usohypocrisy]

Originally Posted by lycanox

Atleast you will rule whats left of it.

i just look at this way, if you're gonna do it, do it the right way. the less resistance you have, the better off you are.

[Nu Kua]

Yes, but USoHyporcrisy, then how will you live, if you've destroyed the earth that provides for you?

You can only stockpile so much food- and if its contaminated by radiation, well...
well, at least maybe you'll glow in the dark.

[MaximumPain]

With USA

Cut military budget at least by half US $219.1 billion roughly.

Massive tax cuts, start paying debt with about half of that.

With the other half create an Apollo program of alternative energy, battery tech, and conservation.

America gets off oil and sells the alternatives to other nations.

Use the technology to create friends and stabilize nations by lifting up people.

Make agreements with other nations to further reduce military spending.

With these new powerful allies continue to develop useful technology's like Terra forming here on earth. Reclaiming deserts and radioactive areas, cleaning up spills and poison lakes and rivers, processing our spent trash into energy and items.

Once you have a large enough block of friends draw up a world constitution.

Reach for the stars!

[hehbert]

Allow me to be creative on this one...

With unlimited resources I would build myself an indestructible fortress in space that gravitates around Earth; but can be steered in any direction to hover over any specific area I please. I would then, through science, replicate a sustainable biosphere that will provide me with the resources I require to live in the fortress for the rest of my life.

I would also populate it with many beautiful women who will do anything at my command. (This is simply natural male tendencies talking.) I would also incorporate machineries that can produce beer, wine, or any alcohol of any kind and any drug of any kind via the resources that are sustainable within the fortress... and basically live like a god.

To exercise control over the earth, I would make sure to equip the fortress with a super powerful, indestructible weapon of "mass destruction" that I will utilize to punish those below me.

I will set out the rules/laws that I would want those below me to follow to a tee, and if they fail than see above paragraph.

Last thing is I would strip them of any powerful weapons that they may invent, and to make sure of this, I would have my own private global police completely under my control doing the "dirty" work for me on the surface of Earth; uncovering and destroying any hope of any kind of revolution. So who wants to sign up to be part of such a "great" and "respectable" organization?

But then again, the last part would be unnecessary since the fortress is "indestructible" anyway!!!


If I wasn't allowed to do this, than I would utilize lycanox's way:

Originally Posted by lycanox

Probably the way Hitler tried.
And he is the only one that actually came very close in succeeding.

Get control of the nation.
Get the international world to like you.
Get strong allies and build up a massive army.
Commit 911 like attacks on your own soil.
Invade countries.

Repeat until satisfied.

Honestly though, why pose such a question? Why not something more in the lines of achieving peace without power hungry desires in the picture?

Now that would be a difficult question to provide a solution to.

[usohypocrisy]

Originally Posted by Nu Kua

Yes, but USoHyporcrisy, then how will you live, if you've destroyed the earth that provides for you?

You can only stockpile so much food- and if its contaminated by radiation, well...
well, at least maybe you'll glow in the dark.

eh, there will be a habitable portion of the earth left. besides, look at the area surrounding Chernobyl 20 years after the accident. nature has overcome the radiation and the levels are within acceptable standards for humans and life to live in.

[Nu Kua]

Originally Posted by hehbert

Honestly though, why pose such a question? Why not something more in the lines of achieving peace without power hungry desires in the picture?

Because the question is realistic.
I really hate to say this, but there is too much anger and violence in the world controlled by madmen to be able to achieve peace without first causing a lot of destruction.
People who have power tied in with greed in their hearts are not going to give up what they have without a fight. They will have to be forced.
Maybe with a lot of group effort and planning they could be forced with less violence, but there will unfortunately have to be some violence, even if it only amounts to the peace-keepers having to defend themselves from the war-mongers- and at that point you'd never be able to tell the difference between the two.

Otherwise, don't you think it would have been done already? At some point, something will have to give, and when it does it will set off a chain reaction of events in which a lot of lives will be lost. (Now.)
But you can't have it any other way because in work to correct the balance would have to involve eliminating the cause of the trouble, and the cause of the trouble is human beings.
You know too silence is peaceful, even the silence of death.

Do you know of a way we could love the whole world and every single person in it towards peace?

So what a heavy subject to contemplate, huh? Is it really possible that our dreams of world peace can be achieved without rampant destruction of the species, maybe even the Earth itself?

[reepicheep92]

If i could takeover the world i would do it by mass hypnosis! I would take control of media of all kinds taking control of their minds!! Then the people who may rebel will be wiped out and i will be crowned supreme ruler of the world!!! MWA HAHAHA... yea

[Jake99]

Originally Posted by hehbert

Why not something more in the lines of achieving peace without power hungry desires in the picture?

Now that would be a difficult question to provide a solution to.

That is exactly the question and solution I speak of.

Originally Posted by Nu Kua

I really hate to say this, but there is too much anger and violence in the world controlled by madmen to be able to achieve peace without first causing a lot of destruction.
People who have power tied in with greed in their hearts are not going to give up what they have without a fight. They will have to be forced.
Maybe with a lot of group effort and planning they could be forced with less violence, but there will unfortunately have to be some violence, even if it only amounts to the peace-keepers having to defend themselves from the war-mongers- and at that point you'd never be able to tell the difference between the two.

Otherwise, don't you think it would have been done already? At some point, something will have to give, and when it does it will set off a chain reaction of events in which a lot of lives will be lost. (Now.)
But you can't have it any other way because in work to correct the balance would have to involve eliminating the cause of the trouble, and the cause of the trouble is human beings.
You know too silence is peaceful, even the silence of death.

Do you know of a way we could love the whole world and every single person in it towards peace?

So what a heavy subject to contemplate, huh? Is it really possible that our dreams of world peace can be achieved without rampant destruction of the species, maybe even the Earth itself?

The cause of the trouble is lack of unity and possession of the forbidden fruit.

I went to war with the most powerful greedy people on earth starting when I was about 14 and by way of demonstrating 300 miracles and prophecies got my foot on their head in the courtroom where military weapons and illegal proceedures do not work. How else could the messiah who walks alone bind the hands and feet of Satan and his deciples and live to tell about it?

I have already set the table to force the greedy powerful people to surrender what they possess by recreating what Jesus did to a much higher degree. The only thing I need now are a few people to look under my veil and reveal me as the messiah. Then the world soon believes and the ways of the christ becomes the way of the world. I dont want to own anything other than personal effects and the fruits of my labor.
I did all the hard work standing against all the bullies and soldiers of war in preparation for the end times when the world would be searching for the messiah to lead them into the light of heaven on earth. No violence will be required in the conversion to a unity and transparency OWG once the true christ is identified by the works in his wake. It is mankinds only hope for survival according to the bible so if you believe in that book believe in me and he who guides me.

I hit alot more home runs than Babe Ruth and most of them were while playing the game of leadership to a degree mankind has never seen before. My life was a competition and a demonstration in comparison to all others that would prove my identity as the christ so as to gain control of the world by peaceful means in the end times.

[ecosikz]

I would Threaten the whole world, by sending nuclear missiles to the North and South pole, which should increase our chances of global warming and natural disasters, causing world wide extreme weather conditions.. ntm, once the ice burgs are fully melted, the sea water will begin to rise and most likely cover all or most of the contents.. I think most.. I don't know if this is actually true.. but I think it is.. AND NO I HAVENT BEEN WATCHING TOO MUCH OF THE MOVIE "THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW"! I think I heard this in Zoology..

[Nu Kua]

Originally Posted by Jake

I hit alot more homeruns than Babe Ruth and some of them were while playing the game of baseball and many more valuable performances were to a degree mankind has never seen before.

When you can prove to me how hitting more home-runs than Babe Ruth will achieve world peace without violence, then I'll be impressed.

[olddragon]

Joke99 when you prove you can hit one home run......
Straight out center field, 400Ft.

[cmar1965]

People not buying into the BS religious doctrines and just simply understanding what is within them and embracing that is the only thing what will lead to ANY peace on earth.

Jake, all your waffle just proves to me how full of shit you are, as you are friggin SHEEP, just buying INTO the crap you claim to despise!

Your writings are more like Benny Hinn, rather than the words purported to be of 'jesus".

[serge_regulator]

Interesting question....

Its hard to make people do something they dont want to do. But if you make them think it was their idea and act like maybe its not so good, they will fight you tooth and nail to do exactly what you wanted them to do in the first place. And you get to make the magnanimous gesture of giving in and agreeing with them in the end.

It would take a lengthy period of indoctrination using the popular media of the time. I would make sure there were enough civil complications to occupy the general masses and hit close to home for various diverse groups so each had something to fight for and cling to. While setting up the big play I would make sure the general public got roughly 1/3 of whatever it asked for in the mean time. Thats just enough to make them think they are getting somewhere but not enough of anything to really do any damage or threaten my plans.

I would fan the flames of hot-button topics like racism and abortion to keep the militants occupied and amuse the conservatives. I would create and maintain a civil structure that favors petty crime and allows for the occasional atrocity thereby maintaining the need for a "controlling presence" to safeguard the populace. And of course I would be prepared to offer that presence when the public demanded it.

I would ensure our international image was so bad that no one would come to the aid of the general population when I made my move.

I would disarm a large portion of the general population and over-arm the rest. The disparity of force would create a sense of paranoia that would be easily exploitable.

I would start it all with slowly ebbing supplies of vital resources. Roaming power outtages, water shortages, food rationing, sky-rocketing gas prices, etc. When the general population was good and scared, or ticked off - either one is good, I would swoop in with my "solution". Of course, it would require a small sacrifice on the part of the general population, but it would benefit us all in the long run. So dont complain when some of your civil liberties get "modified" to accommodate the new plan.

Every time someone got close to figuring it all out I would trot out a new bad guy to hate and blame it all on him. And the more the people complained, the more I would demonstrate how eager I am to help. If I only had the resources...

And when the people were so fed up with the condition of their lives that anything different would be a welcomed change, I would step up to the plate and hit my home run.

And I couldnt have done it without you...

[hehbert]

Hey serge_regulator,

You just described the reality of what I and many other people, at this moment in history, are seeing and experiencing.

How successful will this plan become? Well we shall see during the next decade or even within just a few years. We shall see how closely monitored and how bad the living conditions will be under the NWO. I believe that a new Dark Age looms over us all. The only difference between this one and the previous one is the extreme control and scrutiny exercised upon the general public by the group of megalomaniac elitists who were part of the plan in the first place.

Anyhow, I hope you and everyone in AO will survive.
Cheers.

[Jake99]

My 3 brothers and I have in the past had probably the fastest tennis serves on the planet and we also play baseball and football at levels you may never see on TV. 400 ft homeruns are our specialty and I might bet that all of us can still do that today in our 40's and 50's. Some say I could throw a frisbee farther than anyone else and that is like bat speed and power in baseball You might start looking at 450 ft if we can use metal bats like they do in college. I have a 26 year old nephew nick named Cobra that hit the furthest home runs in the league at college. He was a 6'2" catcher with a big wingspan and a rocket arm and he plays every sport at that level. If it was fast pitch night glow whiffleball and I could pick 4 pros Vs the Murphy brothers I would bet on us because we play that sport and night lite golf with the glow sticks inside the ball too. I would love to teach Tiger the fine art of no moon golf on an unlit course its better than day golf and lit courses by a mile. Outside the box is where you will find my entire family. Sometimes we snorkle with fishing poles and bring the lure to the fish which is a riot and produces at a much higer rate than fishing from shore or a boat.

The athletic home runs were nothing but show compared to the leadership and inventive home runs that I and we hit. I hit at least one home run per day in the business world with creative ideas and consistency. My teams got a detailed report card 6 days a week that demonstrated that my way was the only way. I walked into operations that were getting F's for decades and rebuilt them so they got A's 99% of the time and B's the rest of the time. If you looked at company records and compare them to the sucess of all others in the company you would find that extreme success followed me everywhere I went while others kept failing.

You cannot feed billions by knocking a baseball out of the park or leading the league in scoring those are just demonstrations of super natural abilities.

My mission was to produce daily bread and baked goods in the fastest and most efficient way possible and I invented some very advantageous methods of perfecting that art. Everlasting peace and prosperity is my goal and high speed, low waste, safe food manufacturing is a critical control point in that mission.

I needed to prove that I am the only one that currently knows how to walk on water and turn it into wine and I want to teach everyone how to do that which will permanently resolve every earthly problem in less than a year.

James comes after Jesus in the end times and the message and demonstration is the same.

[Lloyd]

lol is it just me or is jake99 the exact definition of the anti-christ? Get over yourself your not the messiah

[serge_regulator]

Originally Posted by Lloyd

lol is it just me or is jake99 the exact definition of the anti-christ? Get over yourself your not the messiah

To call Jake99 the antichrist is giving him far more credit than he is worth. Jake, or Joke99 as many like to call him, is just a deluded child sitting in front of a keyboard getting reactions from adults by acting like a fool. To Joke99, any reaction is a confirmation of his actions - much in the same way a two year old will have a tantrum just to demonstrate a point. Like all two year olds, Joke's antics get tiresome very quickly and even he gets bored with them and starts to invent even more drastic behavior to capture his own attention.

Just as with any other two year old, its best to just look away and let him tire himself out so the rest of us can get on with reality and the concepts being discussed here.

[Cavik]

I think I'll just wait until there's some gigantic natural disaster, or the Apocalypse, or the Zombie Apocalypse, or one of the thousands of other possibilities that will cripple the world of civilization, then I'll lead the people, along with some friends, to a peaceful way of living. Whoa, I totally sounded like I'm the wanna be Jesus at the end of the Apocalypse. Didn't mean for that, I'd think anybody in here would do the same thing in that situation, right?

[Cavik]

Originally Posted by Jake99

My 3 brothers and I have in the past had probably the fastest tennis serves on the planet and we also play baseball and football at levels you may never see on TV. 400 ft homeruns are our specialty and I might bet that all of us can still do that today in our 40's and 50's. Some say I could throw a frisbee farther than anyone else and that is like bat speed and power in baseball You might start looking at 450 ft if we can use metal bats like they do in college. I have a 26 year old nephew nick named Cobra that hit the furthest home runs in the league at college. He was a 6'2" catcher with a big wingspan and a rocket arm and he plays every sport at that level. If it was fast pitch night glow whiffleball and I could pick 4 pros Vs the Murphy brothers I would bet on us because we play that sport and night lite golf with the glow sticks inside the ball too. I would love to teach Tiger the fine art of no moon golf on an unlit course its better than day golf and lit courses by a mile. Outside the box is where you will find my entire family. Sometimes we snorkle with fishing poles and bring the lure to the fish which is a riot and produces at a much higer rate than fishing from shore or a boat.

The athletic home runs were nothing but show compared to the leadership and inventive home runs that I and we hit. I hit at least one home run per day in the business world with creative ideas and consistency. My teams got a detailed report card 6 days a week that demonstrated that my way was the only way. I walked into operations that were getting F's for decades and rebuilt them so they got A's 99% of the time and B's the rest of the time. If you looked at company records and compare them to the sucess of all others in the company you would find that extreme success followed me everywhere I went while others kept failing.

You cannot feed billions by knocking a baseball out of the park or leading the league in scoring those are just demonstrations of super natural abilities.

My mission was to produce daily bread and baked goods in the fastest and most efficient way possible and I invented some very advantageous methods of perfecting that art. Everlasting peace and prosperity is my goal and high speed, low waste, safe food manufacturing is a critical control point in that mission.

I needed to prove that I am the only one that currently knows how to walk on water and turn it into wine and I want to teach everyone how to do that which will permanently resolve every earthly problem in less than a year.

James comes after Jesus in the end times and the message and demonstration is the same.

This guy has a HELL of a sense of humor. I'm gonna call you The Joker, okay, Jake?

[DaSoviet]

Nuke every fault line.

Put at least 20 nukes just off the coast of every continent.

Nuke every Volcano.

Go for the Ice Caps to.

Let nature take its course.

Then set about building a city like the one in Waterworld

[Cavik]

Originally Posted by DaSoviet

Nuke every fault line.

Put at least 20 nukes just off the coast of every continent.

Nuke every Volcano.

Go for the Ice Caps to.

Let nature take its course.

Then set about building a city like the one in Waterworld

I love that movie. You can be that creepy scientist dude. I'll be Kevin Costner.