Jake99 has wriiten a book - and put it on Ebay !!

[Jupiter]

A cure for cancer is most unlikely to involve not injesting your own body tissue - as stated in the ebay seller's advert (I believe). I did read in the press once they were looking at a drug derived from 'tree bark' to cure it, however in today's news it says a tree bark drug is being experimented upon to cancel depression (it says it is induced onto the brain during REM sleep, causing an "immediate" lift in mood). Very early & experimental at the mo! I once took half an E because someone says it is a good anti-depressant and I was feeling down - sure enough the next day I was alright again. Obviously if anybody takes drugs you have to know your stuff and know how to prevent them causing you serious harm - plus they're against the law of course. I rarely take cannabis these days because I can start to get slight palpitations. Sorry I've slid away from topic - I was tempted to purchase a copy of this hallowed document (copies were on offer at $50) but after due consideration I decided not to. I would have bought a copy if it had been $15 !! I feel sorry (and disappointed) when people say they have taken Crack Cocaine, Heroin etc. because they're apparently mega-addictive and they can ruin people's lives.

[Jake99]

When all the I am Christ wacko's of Y2K if their were any were being locked up in mental health facilities, the largest and most renowned State hospital said that I was totally sane and smarter than all others they had ever tested. That was after threatening the Commonwealth of Massachusetts with a bow and razor tipped arrows from the front of the courthouse that asked me to defend my position, which I did for 3 years without a fault in court. I am the best judge and legal representative ever and I have no legal training. There have been years that I was the only manager allowed to settle grievances with the unions and I never received a complaint from either side about my judgements for 21 years.

Yes I believe that most illness is caused by stress. If I take away your stress you will be healed automatically and I know very little about medicine. I am a healer not a doctor and you wont need many doctors if you let me lead the world.

I am not the guy on E bay, what I have to give is free. I did write a book its 750 posts long and you can read it right here for free.

[Perfectionist]

Yawn :)

So Jakey Baby ..... what happened to your time scale about changing the world in the next few days ..... which you said many weeks ago now

[Jupiter]

Yes I believe that most illness is caused by stress.

I certainly agree to an extent - stress is a major factor in causing illness, and the body's immune system is less effective when under great stress.

[B.NyeTheUruk-Hai]

So Jakey Baby ..... what happened to your time scale about changing the world in the next few days ..... which you said many weeks ago now

Yeah, I forgot about that! I guess that he put his plan into motion which subsequently caused the mid-east to degenerate into what we're seeing today. Good job, Jake!

[OCsupertones]

I don't know if anyone else has said this...But wow...You all are the fools...Not jake. You are doing the one thing he wants you to do.

[Perfectionist]

Which is what ?? ..... Laff my ass of poking fun outta him ?? ..... LOL

If thats what Jakey wants - then I'm happy to oblige !! :)

[Jake99]

I am trying to cut the End Times short and I remain optimistic that one of you will wake up soon. I can stop the Mid East wars for all of time and have every intention of doing so just as I have stopped many other wars between people, unions and companies in the past. The UN has never stopped a single war and I do those things without anyone standing in my corner to advise or assist me. Don't get me wrong everyone advises and assists me in some way. I watch TV so I know what the world problems are, and I listen to the complaints and live among you. Fixing this world is no different than fixing Wonder Hostess the largest baking company in the US and they had to set their pride aside and follow me just to remain in business.

The world has the same choice to make. Follow the madman that says he is the Christ, has the fewest problems by a long shot and already lead us to peace and prosperity or stay the course and fall into total chaos.

[Cartesiantheater]

I am trying to cut the End Times short and I remain optimistic that one of you will wake up soon. I can stop the Mid East wars for all of time and have every intention of doing so just as I have stopped many other wars between people, unions and companies in the past. The UN has never stopped a single war and I do those things without anyone standing in my corner to advise or assist me. Don't get me wrong everyone advises and assists me in some way. I watch TV so I know what the world problems are, and I listen to the complaints and live among you. Fixing this world is no different than fixing Wonder Hostess the largest baking company in the US and they had to set their pride aside and follow me just to remain in business.

The world has the same choice to make. Follow the madman that says he is the Christ, has the fewest problems by a long shot and already lead us to peace and prosperity or stay the course and fall into total chaos.

Don't listen to them, Jake. I Beleive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, seriously. Run for office. I can't support you financially, or with my time (very busy with school and work), but I would VOTE for you. And after I graduate, I'd be glad to serve as your right hand man, provided you do the ground work and get this thing started.

[Jake99]

I don't need your financial support because my campaign will be cheap. What I have to say you could download at your convenience and a few TV spots is all I need to shake the snakes from the trees and present my agenda. I may just see if that Presidential nomination is still available, I always shrugged it off in the past. I was asked if I was an attorney at a luncheon recently and a shop steward replied that I was the companies legal and business representative with the union for many years. That shop steward would tell you that I was always just and we worked together very well from opposite sides of the fence. We resolved most legal matters and I directed the operation, while he supplied and helped manage the manpower. I had no complaints and neither did the unions or the companies I directed. I am very good on the big stage and I have never lost in court on any issue I pursued or defended against. I fear no one and always speak the truth as I see it. I have been wrong but it is not often and I always apologize and explain the mistake in writing to all who were mislead or effected by a decision I later disagreed with. Sometimes you don't have all the facts or get into test areas that don't work out but it is usually a valuable experience.

[Perfectionist]

So you can bring about peace in the middle east !! Sweet !!

My cousin is out in Iraq right now with the British Royal Marines - ideally if you could sort it all out by next week, I'm sure he'd be grateful

I'll let him know it was you when he arrives back home - least I can do :)

[B.NyeTheUruk-Hai]

Well then why don't you just SHUT THE HELL UP already and DO IT??? Fuck, don't you get sick of listening to yourself talk, Jake? Seriously. You should be a promoter. You'd give Don King a run for his money. No. Wait a minute. I know what you're about to say, Jake. You'd be BETTER than Don King, wouldn't you?

[Flynn]

Jake be realistic. There is no way you could ever win the Presidential race. About 5 or 6 companies own all the TV channels and newspapers in this country. The owners of these companies have agendas. Agendas that you don't fit in. They would not allow you to advertise in their networks or papers. Without media coverage you can not win no matter how good your policies are. A presidential candidate's charisma is as, if not more, important then what they actually stand for. And no matter what you tell yourself when you look into a mirror, Jake you are NOT charismatic. You are the most arrogant person I have ever seen. A trait that does not sit well with voters. Also you would not be able to earn a party nomination. Party leaders also have agendas you don't fit in. Without major party support you can't win. Lots of voters vote based on party, not candidate. Without a party supporting you, your vote percentage would be in single digits, if not decimals. The American political system is not a fair playing field. The best candidate does not always win. Frankly, if you ran I'd be surprised you got more votes then Mickey Mouse.

BTW Mickey does get a small percentage of the vote every election.

In the United States, cartoon characters are typically used as protest votes; as Mickey Mouse is the most well-known and well-recognized character in the United States, his name is frequently selected for this purpose. (Other popular selections include Donald Duck and Bugs Bunny.) This phenomenon has the humorous effect of causing Mickey Mouse to be a minor but perennial contestor of nearly all recent U.S. presidential elections.

[Perfectionist]

Bugs Bunny I'd vote for .... But Jake !! Now thats going too far !!

[Jake99]

The Unions want their jobs back which I said I would accomplish in the first few months. And the white collar jobs would be heavily automated which would offset the jobs gained with lost. And then I would encourage the women with children to stay home and raise them instead of sending them to daycare or elementary school. I want to do basic education over the Internet and TV where possible which puts many teachers out of work as well. The defense industry would disappear and the media would have little bad news to report. Its funny that you don't think I have charisma since I never met a woman who did not wish to have a relationship with me. I stand up to bums like the Presidents this world elects and I have every intention of putting the newspaper business out of business for environmental reasons. If you have something to say do it paperless if possible. And now you see that the ones and things who control this country and world are the ones I intend to get rid of. When I was a teenager they called me Captain Murph and that was before all the many leadership roles I had in the Marines and fortune 500 companies over the next 30 years. Smart people listen to me when I ruffle the feathers of the untouchables.

[Tortoise]

Sooo.... if I go on a huge toenail eating binge, I'll get cancer and die and become a huge ball of fusing hydrogen?

errr... do fingernails count?

*sigh*

I'm doomed...

[mysticalzoe]

Is there anyway to actually put his holier than thou on the ignore list, jake99 is really getting to me???? Seriously if he was Jesus he wouldn't be on here, he would be walking the earth peaching the good word to everyone, and he would not be rich, and trying to make money, if you read the bible, Jesus was poor, and spread the word on foot, not on some cyber forum.

[Jake99]

I have never asked for money and money is what you get if you work harder than others to get it. I am a giver not a taker and you can put me on your ignore list.

[Sammy56]

Is there anyway to actually put his holier than thou on the ignore list, jake99 is really getting to me????

Yeah. Just go into a profile and right below where is shows the "Last Activity" there is an option to put the person on your ignore list.

[Perfectionist]

Man don't do it !! You'll miss out on all the laughs !!

You usually have to pay good money to get Comedy - Jake give's you great laughs for free !!

[Supernova]

Man don't do it !! You'll miss out on all the laughs !!

You usually have to pay good money to get Comedy - Jake give's you great laughs for free !!

Jakes also been quoted here->
http://www.fstdt.com/comments.asp?id=13405

[Jake99]

Thanks for the link. 4.67 rating out of 5. I just want global peace and prosperity for the rest of time and its an easy thing to do.

[mysticalzoe]

I don't think he is funny I find him very annoying, which is why I stopped coming on there for awhile, anyone who thinks they are the messiah has some serious issues, regardless of what was proven. I bet you the picture he put up is not even him, he is probably some kid, pretending to be an older man, found some lunatics profile copied it for himself, and is now laughing at all of us. You never know? Whatever.

[Perfectionist]

You DON'T find Jakey Baby absolutely hilarious ?? :)

Well in that case I find YOU very annoying !!

Dude, get a sense of humour and get laid !!

[Jake99]

My intentions are pure and true and I am the man in the picture. I am not laughing I am trying to help this planet by teaching and operating a new operating system that is fair and efficient. This pic was 5 years ago

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5...os/Jondock.jpg