Jake99: Interview With the Messiah

[The Wicked Priest]

Jake, you went too far in the Tim Russert thread. This is payback.

The following is a 3 part interview with our resident messiah, Jake99. It is fictional and done strictly for humor. I just wanted to have a little fun with some of the outrageous claims he has made here on AO over the years.

All of Jakes responses here are his own. These quotes I used are taken directly from threads he posted in like Jake This Is For You, Who Are the Messiahs, Jake read this, and a few others. I didn't add anything to them, but I may have taken them out of context... a little.

EDIT:Part 3 is taken from Jake's responses in this very thread!

[The Wicked Priest]

PART 1

Welcome Jake...let me get something to write with before we get this started.

Originally Posted by Jake99;

What I have to teach you is so simple and common sense based that you wont have to even write it down.

I'll take some notes anyway, just to be safe. I'll just come right out and ask what everyone wants to know here... who is the real Jake99?

Originally Posted by Jake99;

I am that undescribable man who lives in another dimension and I have never been a part of this world and yet my works are heavilly documented and witnessed.

You allude to some sort of a plan to make the world more efficient place... yet the actual plan eludes everyone here at A.O.... Care to explain?

Originally Posted by Jake99;

I rebelled in high school and slept through English as well as History and I should not use elude or allude since I do not know the accurate meaning of either. I stand corrected and the forum should have a grammar and spell check that is designed to correct simple errors and give dictionary meanings. I give your computer engineers an F for not making such tecno advancements a standard.

It's not the computer engineers fault you slept through English class.

Originally Posted by Jake99;

What you people have pride in I see as childs play or foolishness and what you see as unimportant I consider to be the most important.

Most people would consider education very important. Not you apparently...

Originally Posted by Jake99;

I never went to college. I was a serious threat to the NY public education system at age 14. I refused to read books, do homework, learn war, go to study halls, lunch period and physical education classes and demanded to be set free of the school grounds 2 hours before all other children in the State for 5 years.

Two hours early, huh? I guess having God as a parent has it's advantages. I assume God wrote your absentee notes on stone tablets?

Originally Posted by Jake99;

Mock me as you did Jesus if you like but I am the only one on the right path and the best of your leaders are a million times more dangerous to the health of the planet than Adolph Hitler was and you keep voting for them and their evil ways.

The Jewish people may disagree with you there. What would you say to all of the Jewish people reading this now?

Originally Posted by Jake99;

I want you to know that I claim to be genetically superior to all of you and the proof of that is in my accomplishments and siblings. I got a better brain chip and a better body than all of you, and I used it to my advantage in ways that you cannot compete with, and have difficulty understanding.

You would tell the Jews you are better than them? Really?

Originally Posted by Jake99;

That is a genetic thing that I owe to God and the world to reveal.

Jake, are you saying you are pro-nazism?

Originally Posted by Jake99;

That is the same process I would employ when you give me control of the planet and all its resorses.

You make it seem like if we give you control over the planet, you will build concentration camps... is this true as well?

Originally Posted by Jake99;

The lake of fire is where all the worthless private bankers and salesman will be going and they can take the possession lawyers and mental health people that are created by this evil society with them.

Ok... you clearly hate the Jewish people. What about minority's?

Originally Posted by Jake99;

900 people drown in the US every year most of which are Black or Hispanic that never learned how to swim and got into water that is over their head.

Are you really saying Black or Hispanic people can't swim? Al Sharpton will no doubt speak to the media about this...

Originally Posted by Jake99;

I want to push him into the water just to shut him up.

I'm almost afraid to ask this, but what you think of homosexuals?

Originally Posted by Jake99;

You should be scared, the world is headed towards a cliff and you can watch that on the news every day of the week. I stand against the homosexuals and I dont want thier vote.

An appalling statement. You're mentally ill.

Originally Posted by Jake99;

I believe homosexuals are mentally ill.

Any rational person would disagree with you. This is not the image of the messiah I was expecting...

Originally Posted by Jake99;

I hope you were not expecting a man who would agree with your possessive Ways. I stand against and for all of you in an effort to save this planet from the destruction it is headed for at the hands of your incompetent leaders.

[The Wicked Priest]

PART 2

You seem more like a dictator than a messiah. Why would anyone want to follow a dictator in this day and age?

Originally Posted by Jake99;

I received zero complaints from the thousand people I led over 30 years and I facilitated or designed the repairs of thousands of ongoing problems.

When a dictator receives complaints, he usually kills them. Have you ever killed your political opposition?

Originally Posted by Jake99;

I cut the heads off your biggest baddest dragons in the court rooms when it was all of them vs me. I don't even consider it a fair fight when many people going the wrong direction take me on.

The judge allowed this behavior his courtroom?

Originally Posted by Jake99;

If I am in court and a judge steps outside of the law as they frequently do I stand up and stop them with very pointed verbal confrontations and I never lose but I have certainly been threatened and man handled many times for taking on such people.

I suppose that's better than cutting the judge's head off...

Originally Posted by Jake99;

Dead men dont tell tales and only the Messiah in the flesh is the truth and the way. The weapons I use you cannot defend against.

WMD's?

Originally Posted by Jake99;

I wore a suit of armor and was protected by an invisible bubble and my sharp tongue was more than the judicial system could handle.

Walking around in an invisible bubble all of the time must have been difficult on your marriage.

Originally Posted by Jake99;

My bride aka Babbles ran off with the world because her husband was strange and unusual and she was mainstream. Ever deal with a 10 headed PMS monster that wanted to be the king and queen?

I can't say that I have. Tell us more about her.

Originally Posted by Jake99;

I refer to her as Babbles because she seldom stops talking, very dangerous and elusive. My father called her an evil slut and she nearly decked him in court.

That's a shame... you two sound perfect for each other. What happened next?

Originally Posted by Jake99;

I walked away and let them fall on their face while taking on the Commonwealth of Ma in court in two trials eluding to being the Messiah.

Nice. What about the rest of your family?

Originally Posted by Jake99;

The fruit that fell from my tree was like the easter bunny dropping golden eggs behind her.

That is the best creationist theory ever. "In the beginning, man fell out of the Easter Bunny's ass". How do you feel about children, Jake?

Originally Posted by Jake99;

I want you to eat at the restaurant near your house and use your children to manage and operate it.

That's sounds like child labor to me. What's wrong with keeping the kids at home watching Big Bird on Sesame St?

Originally Posted by Jake99;

There has been nothing but corruption and failure since he got on television and he did nothing to try snd stop it. The politicians love him and they work for Satan. The only thing wise about that owl is that he looked like one.

I had no idea Big Bird was an owl. If Sesame St was such a failure, how do you feel about Mr. Rodgers?

Originally Posted by Jake99;

The man was an idiot who empowered idiots who have been ruining this planet. All he did was find out what the politician stood for and took the opposite side thats all, a monkey could do that if we could teach them how to talk.

Is there anything on TV that you do approve of?

Originally Posted by Jake99;

Buck Rogers was ahead of his time in thoughts just as Jesus and I am.

Jake, one final question. Are you an egomaniac?

Originally Posted by Jake99;

I play basketball like Bird and football like Brady, tennis like Sampras and am one of the best non aerial snowboarders on the slopes of New England at age 50.

Is that all?

Originally Posted by Jake99;

If you brought Minnesota Fats to my house to shoot pool or Mickey Mantle to play home run derby they would probably lose.

Seeing how they are both dead, I have no choice but to agree with you.

[olddragon]

I vote that the above has got to be the all time, best post, on the forum.

It's going to take a long time to get all the coffee out of my key board and off the screen.

LMAO....

[The Wicked Priest]

Originally Posted by olddragon

I vote that the above has got to be the all time, best post, on the forum.

It's going to take a long time to get all the coffee out of my key board and off the screen.

LMAO....

Thanks, OD. I knew you would like it the best!

[cmar1965]

LMFAO!!Absolutely brilliant WP!!

[Lightmind]

WP.... you shine once again! LMAO!

[Blu-ray]

O M G!!! This Was Awesome!!!!!

[DaveyDoes]

Great Thread Wp!!!

[The Wicked Priest]

Thanks everyone! Going through a lot of Jakes old posts to find the "gems" really gave me a headache... but I think it was worth it( I obviously have too much time on my hands, lol).

I'm curious as to what Jake himself thinks. I have to give him credit, though. In almost 3 years of posting, he has been consistent throughout. Crazy, but consistent.

[Perfectionist]

Frikkin Comedy Genius Dude !!!!!!!!!

My compliments dude ..... you are (almost!) as Kickass as me !! ..... Although a more kinder, gentler and less vendetta orientated version !! (Having said that, I hope your future parts do become meaner and meaner ..... you are Wicked after all !! )

I know AO is about Doom and Gloom but goddamit we need more stuff like this to cheer people up !! nana:

PS - Make sure a Nazi Mod does not delete this thread (YES I'M LOOKING AT YOU EVIL(NAZI)WILL !!)

PPS - Would you mind if I used your idea to produce "An Interview With AssWipe"

[Blu-ray]

Originally Posted by Perfectionist

PS - Make sure a Nazi Mod does not delete this thread (YES I'M LOOKING AT YOU EVIL(NAZI)WILL !!)

*cough cough* Forget about me?

Don't worry the thread is safe. Or is it?











Nah... it's safe.

[The Wicked Priest]

Originally Posted by Perfectionist

PPS - Would you mind if I used your idea to produce "An Interview With AssWipe"

Not at all!! I can't wait to see it!

[Jake99]

WP,

I knew you would be upset by the responses I gave to the Tim Russert thread and I stand by what I said. I say Tim was the son of a garbage man who changed nothing and resolved nothing and he enabled the enemies of Christ by showing them respect.

Wicked Priest, Tim Russert, Jake99 and his red Siberian Husky Yukon are all from Buffalo, my black Husky Akela was from Boston. Both of the dogs are world class with high intelligence and superior strength. If I had time for the Ididerod, I would bet on these super dogs over the mangy ones that usually compete. Hidalgo was a fluke or a fairy tale, I liked the movie except for all the killings and canned laughter that went with them throughout the film. Just like I would bet on my family in any competition against anyone because we were built from the best gene pool. Maybe not Tiger Woods at golf or Rafa Nadal at tennis but we have silver bowls in those sports and many more. I bet Tiger has never played night golf in the dark in bare feet with glow balls a few beers and no caddy and I would bet on my lefty brother Rock sometimes known as Rocket against Rafa at ping pong. My sister might take Rafa to school in racketball and she was the Boston Globe Massachusetts high school volleyball MVP at 5'7" tall which is very short in that sport. There is a photo of my parents and all seven children in the front window of a photography studio in Buffalo where it has been for 40 years and you can clearly see a halo over my head which must be a shadow or imperfection in the film. Foreshadowing Maybe, God can do many things like build a group of servants that have the knowledge to save the world.

I went to Amherst Central High and Windermere Elementary which are probably the best public schools in America and I lived in the best neighborhoods and houses in what has been called the safest town in America. I would say that the people of Western NY are the most friendly and honest that I have ever met and that would include Tim Russert. He was a typical Buffalo nice person, the city is loaded with nice people probably from eating the best pizza and hot wings on the planet or all the snow. They have more bowling alleys per person than any city in the world and I like to bowl. They are also the best football fans and my brother hosts a corporate box for the Bills / Patriots game. If my brother Randy had played football instead of tennis he would have probably been the best NFL quarterback in all of time.

My father who's first name is Loyal also went to Amherst and was an aerospace engineer at GTE Sylvania and Bell Aerospace. He is probably the most educated, capable and knowledgeable man on the planet. My mother could be one of the best looking and most physically gifted woman in all of time. That combination of genes produced the most gifted 7 children in all of time, whos performances were second to none. I suspected that my family and I were the chosen ones when I was 11 in 1966. I grew up with every athletic field either in my house in my yard or at the school a few doors away and my family was top notch at everything we did. I actually had to hide my abilities at times and acting a bit crazy or not of this world was all part of the game.

I turned many courthouses and police stations on their ear and none of the police, judges or district attorneys could stop that from happening because I was within the law and was right. One time two police had to forceably remove me from the courtroom and they always post special gaurds on me as soon as I am in a courthouse. Judges threaten to lock me up for contempt of court often and my response is that I have the right to stand against those who are committing crimes and violating my rights and that especially applies to judges, police and district attorneys. I actually had a police officer call me an a**hole when I slammed the huge door of the courtroom so hard it shook the building and then I took him and six or seven of his fellow officers on in a tongue war in the lobby. All charges against me were dropped when I came back to court to resolve the matter a week later. The judge had been made aware of my altercation with his henchman and decided that I was right in every way and to take me on would be foolish. I dont have a problem calling a judge a criminal of the highest degree in front of hundreds of people in a court room and I usually ask for their unconditional surrender before matters get too far along.

My parents moved to Boston when I was about 16 and I did not move with them. I moved in with my 80 yr old grandfather also named Loyal who was the most respected man in the town of Amherst according to the Rotarians club which he was a long standing member of. He was my best friend at the time and the only man I ever really looked up to. He was the western NY district engineer for Westinghouse and the most honest person I ever heard of. He went over Niagara Falls in a wooden bucket on the end of a crane to survey the area beneath the American falls when the water was shut off to analyze the situation.

My older brother Loyal who won many of the tennis and racket sport tournaments at the U of Buffalo and in the city also stayed in town. All 6 of my siblings were the best athletes and students in the large public schools and colleges they attended.

My younger brother John aka Alligator Jack graduated top ten and was voted most likely to succeed at U. of Massachusetts at Dartmouth where he was the first singles tennis player. He is also the best rock guitarist, musician and lead singer on the planet. Not even John Lennon or Elvis could put on the show that comes off the cuff of Alligator Jack and the Acoustic Earth band.

I wrote and signed my own excuse notes at school and was only required to attend the minimum number of days and stay within tardy rules. I meditated through school as part of the demonstration that the education that mankind is absorbing is the wrong way to achieve everlasting peace and prosperity. I later after graduating near last demonstrated from the least educated and powerful positions that I could operate from. I was already out of Marine boot camp at Parris Island when I graduated from high school because it took me an extra semester to gain enough credits and I left school in January. The Marines checked my IQ in boot camp and offered me a job as one of the first Harrier aircraft ordnance and arming technicians which at the time was one of the most important and top secret jobs an enlisted Marine could have.

The bible says the Messiah will do many incredible things while on the narrow road and that is what I consentrated on doing without taking credit for my works or putting myself in the spotlight or the camera eye that I always avoided.

I have never killed my political opposition becasuse it is my hope that they will become my friends. Killing is a fools game where nobody wins, demonstrating superior ways is where games are won and lost. I was never politically correct so I kept my opinions to myself as much as possible.

I am not a dictator the work force I lead is in a union that is protected by a contract that I always uphold. I never even got a grievance filed against me in 21 years other than for an overtime seniority violation or two which I agreed with and paid. Thats 1000 employees from every corner of the world working as a team who put on the best performance of any manufacturing teams in all of time. I made recommendations for changing the operation and posted them on the bulletin boards that after everyones inspection were approved by the general office and put into practice which led to the most peaceful and prosperous manufacturing operations on earth. I gathered ideas combined them with my own ideas and gave everyone what they wanted, we changed many things and I recieved no complaints even though many jobs were permanently eliminated. No one was layed off I just bid some new jobs related to improved capacity, decreased overtime and an increase in orders. The Teamsters and The Bakery, Confectionary and Tobacco workers unions never had a problem with my leadership of their workers. Union contracts protect workers and managers and make right and wrong very clear in most cases. In grey areas I usually paid half of what was asked for as long as it did not set a prescedent just so I would not waste time arguing a weak point of view over a $200 dispute. I had to deal with Teamsters local 19 in Cleveland who were notorius for roughing up managers including the General manager at my plant and I had no problem with them and I never paid a grievance in 3 years.

My X wife was the grandaughter of Buffalo Corporation counsel and city court judge Tony Manguso who was the childhood friend of the Seditas who have been the mayors of Buffalo for decades. I would consider my x to be among the top ten most beautiful women ever to walk the earth at 5'6 120# 36,24,35 C. She was a mainstream feminist who wanted to be a leader in the home and elsewhere but lacked experience, tact and common sense at times. She was more interested in socializing, career opportunities and money than I was. I was outdoors, athlete, sportsman and she was indoors, socializing, power games, restaurants, bars and materialism. Dont get me wrong I made my share of mistakes especially early in the marriage when sex with her overpowered my good judgement as a husband and a man. I sold my soul to her a few times too many, opposites attract especially when they are considered to be the most attractive.

After one of my many restraining order hearings where my right to communicate with my son was denied and the automatic 1 year restraining period was extended my x decided to take on my father. I had refused to submit to the wishes of the judge and my x who I claimed had no right to restrain me or dictate what I could and could not do with my son. My x asked my father in the hallway of the court if he was proud of me now. He said yes he was and called her an evil slut, she slapped him in the face as hard as she could which left her hand print on his face and almost decked him. He filed charges of assuault on her and they had a day in court that she brought her Navy Captain boyfriend in his dresss white uniform and our 16 yr old son to stand with her for. I was not allowed to attend that event because of the restraining order, the case was continued and I later dropped the charges on behalf of my father after I was aquitted of all wrong doing in my 2 jury trials. Her aggressive actions in court and accusations which were in the end proven to be false showed the court that they had backed the wrong horse. I testified to being an abused husband and claimed she was a child abuser in the first restraining order hearing. Imagine that an x Marine beind abused by a 120# woman and never even called her a bad name in 20 some years. She testified that I never hit her and was the best of fathers and a good x husband. My son who was 16 was the only witness against me in the restraining order trial which I motioned was judicial and motherly child abuse and cruel and unusual punishment to me when I had not even been charged with committing a crime. I admitted to doing what my son said I did which the Commonwealth said was illegal and I said was legal, I won without even presenting a defense and accepted all the facts and evidence as accurate. That made several dozen times that my interpretation of the law was found to be accurate and the Commonwealth was wrong, arresting me, threatening, incarcerating and putting me on trial was all totally illegal. Its the same thing that was done to Jesus when he took a stand against the government and the religious leaders.

My son told the courts that I could make things happen which is what I proved in court as I directed everything that happened in court as if I were rewritting a script from the bible. I only spoke in the first and last of 20 appearances and my legal opinion never changed just like my words never change here either. Whatever comes out of my mouth I can defend because I speak for Gods ways not myself and I always tell the truth so that I cannot be caught in a lie. As outrageous as my life has been it was far more dramatic than I could possibly put into words.


The catholic church no longer allows people to give ulogies at funerals because I took the pulpit in front of a thousand people at St Marys in Franklin MA and said I was the Jesus Christ that the world was waiting for in May 2001. My sermon from the pulpit which almost gave my father a heart attack was a warning to the world about the bad things that would happen if mankind did not accept me. I then walked up the main aisle got into my personal limosene and was driven away not to be seen again until I was apprehended on a bench warrent on 7/6/01 for distributing those warnings in writting to dozens of churches and courts in eastern Massachusetts and New England. They never even read me my rights or offered me a phone call and sent me back to the hospital for a 4 day evaluation that was illegally extended to 44 days until I challenged the judicial system in a commitment hearing and won without it ever starting. I stayed away from home and went back to sending letters to the courts and churches from places of hiding until a policeman ran the plate on my chariot of fire which was parked at a town park. I was arrested a mile into the woods at the side of a lake where I had set up a chair and was editing a letter I was planning to send to the judges and grooming the trees with a prunning hook for a better view of the lake and otters that were playing in the water in front of me. Two policeman cornered me on the peninsula and rather than jump in the water and swim away which I briefly considered, I surrendered. Two days later was 911 and five days after that I was in court saying I told you so and sucessfully defended my actions and letters again while asking the judge to surrender.

Do I love children? Absolutely I play like a child and I love to play with children of all ages. According to testimony I went snowboarding, boating, fishing and hiking etc with my son every Saturday for 10 years to the most awesome places in the U.S.. I have been playing with my brothers and sisters since they were born and they and I are the best players on the planet. I play very well with children who flock to me like friends. I am also very well liked by dogs, cats and white tailed deer fawns. I just had a male Cardinal fly into my living room and he sat on the recliner for 3 minutes before flying out the door he came in, that was a first for me. I kept hearing a loud chirping and when I went into the living room there he was singing away 10' into the room.

DVANDERM's avatar and signature pictures are of people I stand against and at the same time see so much hope for. I understand a man being more attracted to another man than the women of today, its safer in many ways but I believe that homosexuals will dissapear automatically when men and women are properly guided and the planet is properly managed. Everyone is sick in some way as a result of the environment we live in, which is why all will be healed by the new restored environment and simple operating system of the New World.

To a man there is nothing more dangerous to the well being of his family than his own wife, she has powers that can make negotiating with her nearly impossible. I do not know the exact #s but over 90% of all divorces are initiated by women. Over 90% of all primary child custody is given to women and these issues make a man more of a servant than a leader in the home. If the woman is not happy, men get separated from thier children and have thier homes destroyed by a PMS power hungry, illegally empowered woman. My x was dynomite in heels and every man wanted to light her wick including me who had that pleasure and danger in my home.

The new bible understanding will make Revelations alot clearer, wait until you see all the wars I fought, I had beasts of all kinds coming at me from all directions at the same time. My x is probably one of the best off the cuff talkers and non athletically gifted women ever and she was the perfect mother for my child. She wants to lead the people who I stand against and I want to empower the people she stands against. Babbles supports the politicians, judges, CEO's, lawyers, teachers, psyciatrists and daycare institutions, I support only the Meek which are the hard and smart working professions who do only good works. Its just a small part of the whole Satan's ways Vs God's ways war that I have been fighting for 53 years. I was a terrific chess player by age 11 and I was born with the tools required to defeat anyone who challenged me along the way.

I love Big Bird, Sesame Street type education programs and want it to be interactive and enhanced for all home schooling. I want every child to be educated at home over the Internet or TV which would put all children on the same playing field and strengthen families while saving on fuel. I have been saying this for years probably in my earlier posts here but also admitted into evidence in the courts of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. I sent at least 50 pages of my ideas on how to save this planet to the courts who put me on trial. I faxed them to the courts, taped them to their front door, mailed them, left them on thier doorstep and personally delivered them to the clerk magistrates office. I did the same thing at 50 churches who found my letters at the pulpit or doorstep of their churches. The States doctors concluded that my judgement and mental and pyhsical health was the best they ever saw and could find nothing wrong with me or my letters to the courts and churches. I fight wars with words, the truth and ideas that are way outside the box that this world is trapped in.

[olddragon]

Joke,
You want to be master of the world but, you could not master your woman.
Makes you sound kind of weak and pitiful.
How will you handle a man telling you NO ?

[DaveyDoes]

Originally Posted by olddragon

Joke,
You want to be master of the world but, you could not master your woman.
Makes you sound kind of weak and pitiful.
How will you handle a man telling you NO ?

He'll do what the article he has said he did in his famous bow and
arrow incident...

Beg them not to hurt him

Oh noes, pweese don't hurt me

[Blu-ray]

Originally Posted by Jake99

WP,

I knew you would be upset by the responses I gave to the Tim Russert thread and I stand by what I said. I say Tim was the son of a garbage man who changed nothing and resolved nothing that enabled the enemies of Christ.

Wicked Priest, Tim Russert and Jake99 are all from Buffalo NY:

I went to Amherst Central High and Windermere Elementary which are probably the best public schools in America and I lived in the best neighborhoods and houses in what has been called the safest town in America. I would say that the people of Western NY are the most friendly and honest that I have ever met and that would include Tim Russert. He was a typical Buffalo nice person, the city is loaded with nice people probably from eating the best pizza and hot wings on the planet. They are also the best football fans and my brother sometimes hosts a corporate box for the Patriots game. If my brother Randy had played football instead of tennis he would have probably been the best NFL quarterback in all of time.

My father who's first name is Loyal also went to Amherst and was an aerospace engineer at GTE Sylvania and Bell Aerospace. He is probably the most educated, capable and knowledgeable man on the planet. My mother could be one of the best looking and most physically gifted woman in all of time. That combination of genes produced the most gifted 7 children in all of time, whos performances were second to none. I suspected that my family and I were the chosen ones when I was 11 in 1966. I grew up with every athletic field either in my house in my yard or at the school a few doors away and my family was top notch at everything we did. I actually had to hide my abilities at times and acting a bit crazy or not of this world was all part of the game.

I turned many courthouses and police stations on their ear and none of the police, judges or district attorneys could stop that from happening because I was within the law and was right. One time two police had to forceably remove me from the courtroom and they always post special gaurds on me as soon as I am in a courthouse. Judges threaten to lock me up for contempt of court often and my response is that I have the right to stand against those who are committing crimes and violating my rights and that especially applies to judges, police and district attorneys. I actually had a police officer call me an asshole when I slammed the door of the courtroom so hard it shook the building and then I took him and six or seven of his fellow officers on in a tongue war in the lobby and all charges were dropped when I came back to court to resolve the matter a week later. The judge had been made aware of my altercation with his henchman and decided that I was right in every way and top take me on would be foolish. I dont have a problem calling a judge a criminal of the highest degree in front of hundreds of people in a court room and I usually ask for thier unconditional surrender before matters get too far along.

My parents moved to Boston when I was about 16 and I did not move with them. I moved in with my 80 yr old grandfather also named Loyal who was the most respected man in the town of Amherst according to the Rotarians club which he was a long standing member of. He was my best friend at the time and the only man I ever really looked up to. He was the western NY district engineer for Westinghouse and the most honest person I ever met. He went over Niagara Falls in a wooden bucket on the end of a crane to survey the area beneath the American falls when the water was shut off to analyze the situation.

My older brother Loyal who won many of the tennis and racket sport tournaments at the U of Buffalo and in the city also stayed in town. All 6 of my siblings were the best athletes and students in the large public schools and colleges they attended.

My younger brother John aka Alligator Jack graduated top ten and was voted most likely to succeed at U. Massachusetts Dartmouth where he was the first singles tennis player. He is also the best rock guitarist, musician and lead singer on the planet. Not even John Lennon or Elvis could put on the show that comes off the cuff of Alligator Jack and the Acoustic Earth band.

I wrote and signed my own excuse notes at school and was only required to attend the minimum number of days and stay within tardy rules. I meditated through school as part of the demonstration that the education that mankind is absorbing is the wrong way to achieve everlasting peace and prosperity. I later after graduating near last demonstrated from the least educated and powerful positions that I could operate from. I was already out of Marine boot camp at Parris Island when I graduated from high school because it took me an extra semester to gain enough credits and I left school in January. The Marines checked my IQ in boot camp and offered me a job as one of the first Harrier aircraft ordnance technicians which at the time was one of the most important and top secret jobs an enlisted Marine could have.

The bible says the Messiah will do many incredible things while on the narrow road and that is what I consentrated on doing without taking credit for my works or putting myself in the spotlight or the camera eye that I always avoided.

I have never killed my political opposition becasuse it is my hope that they will become my friends. Killing is a fools game where nobody wins, demonstrating is where games are won and lost. I was never politically correct so I kept my opinions to myself as much as possible. I am not a dictator the work force I lead is in a union that is protected by a contract that I always uphold. I never even got a grievance filed against me in 21 years other than for an overtime seniority violation or two which I agreed with and paid. Thats 1000 employees from every corner of the world working as a team who put on the best performance of any manufacturing teams in all of time. I made recommendations and posted them on the bulletin boards that after everyones inspection were put into practice and led to the most peaceful and prosperous operations on earth. I gathered ideas combined them with my own ideas and gave everyone what they wanted, we changed many things and I recieved no complaints even though many jobs were permanently eliminated. No one was layed off I just bid some new jobs related to improved capacity, decreased overtime and an increase in orders. The Teamsters and The Bakery, Confectionary and Tobacco workers unions never had a problem with my leadership of their workers. Union contracts protect workers and managers and make right and wrong very clear in most cases. In grey areas I usually paid half of what was asked for as long as it did not set a prescedent just so I would not waste time arguing a weak point of view over a $150 dispute.

My X wife was the grandaughter of Buffalo Corporation counsel and city court judge Tony Manguso who was the childhood friend of the Seditas who have been the mayors of Buffalo for decades. I would consider my x to be among the top ten most beautiful women ever to walk the earth 5'6 120# 36,24,35 C. She was a mainstream feminist who wanted to be a leader in the home and elsewhere but lacked experience, tact and common sense at times. She was more interested in socializing, career opportunities and money than I was. I was outdoors, athlete, sportsman and she was indoors, socializing, power games, restaurants, bars and materialism. Dont get me wrong I made my share of mistakes especially early in the marriage when sex with her overpowered my good judgement as a husband and a man. Opposites attract especially when they are considered to be the most attractive.

After one of my many restraining order hearings where my right to communicate with my son was denied and the restraining period extended

I had refused to submit to the judge and my x who I claimed had no right to restrain me or dictate what I could and could not do with my son. My x asked my father in the hallway of the court if he was proud of me now. He said yes he was and called her an evil slut, she slapped him in the face as hard as she could which left her hand print on his face and almost decked him. He filed charges of assuault on her and they had a day in court that she brought her Navy Captain boyfriend in his dresss whites and our 16 yr old son to stand with her for. I was not allowed to attend that event because of the restraining order, the case was continued and I later dropped the charges on behalf of my father after I was aquitted of all wrong doing in my 2 jury trials. My son who was 16 was the only witness against me in the restraining order trial which I motioned was child abuse and cruel and unusual punishment. I admitted to doing what my son said I did which the Commonwealth said was illegal and I said was legal, I won without even presenting a defense and accepted all the facts and evidence as accurate. That made five times that my interpretation of the law was found to be accurate and the Commonwealth was wrong in even arresting me, much less threatening, incarcerating and putting me on trial. Its the same thing that was done to Jesus when he took a stand against the government and religious leaders. My son told the courts that I could make things happen which is what I proved in court as I directed everything that happened as if I were writting a script.

Do I love children? Absolutely I play like a child and I love to play with children of all ages. I went snowboarding, boating, fishing and hiking etc with my son every Saturday for 10 years to the most awesome places in the U.S.. I have been playing with my brothers and sisters since they were born and they and I are the best players on the planet. I play very well with children who flock to me like friends. I am also very well liked by dogs, cats and white tailed deer fawns.

DVANDERM's avatar and signature pictures are of people I stand against and at the same time see so much hope for. I understand a man being more attracted to another man than the women of today, its safer in many ways but I believe that homosexuals will dissapear automatically when men and women are properly guided and the planet is properly managed. Everyone is sick in some way as a result of the environment we live in, which is why all will be healed by the new restored environment and simple operating system of the New World.

To a man there is nothing more dangerous to the well being of his family than his own wife, she has powers that can make negotiating with her nearly impossible. I do not know the exact #s but over 90% of all divorces are initiated by women. Over 90% of all primary child custody is given to women and these issues make a man more of a servant than a leader in the home. If the woman is not happy, men get separated from thier children and have thier homes destroyed by a PMS power hungry, illegally empowered woman. My x was dynomite in heels and every man wanted to light her wick including me who had that pleasure and danger in my home. The new bible understanding will make Revelations alot clearer, wait until you see all the wars I fought, I has beasts coming at me from all directions at the same time. My x is probably one of the best off the cuff talkers and non athletically gifted women ever and she was the perfect mother for my child. She wants to lead the people who I stand against and I want to empower the people she stands against. Babbles supports the politicians, judges, CEO's, lawyers, teachers and daycare institutions, I support the Meek. Its just a small part of the whole Satan's ways Vs God's ways war that I have been fighting for 53 years. I was a terrific chess player by age 11 and I was born with the tools required to defeat anyone who challenged me along the way.

I love Big Bird Sesame Street type education programs and want it to be interactive and enhanced for all home schooling. I want every child to be educated at home over the internet or TV which would put all children on the same playing field and strengthen families while saving on fuel. I have been saying this for years probably in my earlier posts here but also admitted into evidence in the courts of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. I sent at least 50 pages of my ideas on how to save this planet to the courts who put me on trial. I faxed them to the courts, taped them to their front door, mailed them, left them on thier doorstep and personally delivered them to the clerk magistrate office. The States doctors concluded that my judgement and mental and pyhsical health was the best they ever saw and could find nothing wrong with me or letters to the courts. I fight wars with words, the truth and ideas that are way outside the box that this world is trapped in.

[olddragon]

DVD, damn that was priceless !

[Blu-ray]

Jake... Please do us all a favor... take this:

[Blu-ray]

Originally Posted by olddragon

DVD, damn that was priceless !

Why thank you.

[The Wicked Priest]

Jake, I'm sure you're a good father. I'm sure you're not a dictator, and I'm pretty sure you've never killed anyone. This was a joke, but thanks for explaining yourself.

But come on.... even you must have laughed a little when you read this thread, right?

[DaveyDoes]

Originally Posted by olddragon

Joke,
You want to be master of the world but, you could not master your woman.
Makes you sound kind of weak and pitiful.
How will you handle a man telling you NO ?

I don't know why this late at night this just dawned on me...

But, I bet Jake uses that "take and eat, this is my body." line on women
ALLLLL the time.

Yeah...try to get THAT image out of your head

[Blu-ray]

Originally Posted by DaveyDoes

I don't know why this late at night this just dawned on me...

But, I bet Jake uses that "take and eat, this is my body." line on women
ALLLLL the time.

Yeah...try to get THAT image out of your head

I can't get that out of my head! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Jake99]

I never tried to control my wife she was totally free do as she wanted. Besides her heart and soul was with my ememies the safest place I could be is as far away from her as possible and yet I stayed at her side and acted like a man never once fighting with her in any way. Not even a verbal argument in over 20 years because my opinion is one of a kind and it stands squarely against her friends behaviors and professions. I played with my child as much as possible and did the household chores and home improvement projects on 7 houses we owned which was another huge story of incredible performances.

Saying please dont hurt me to the police in front of the court house while standing with a bow and arrows over my shoulder proved to be one of the best moves I made and I made countless perfect moves on that chess board of life and death. The police always abuse people they arrest and I wanted to make sure they did not abuse me again as they had done in the past and it demonstrated my desire for a civilized war. If they want to put on the boxing gloves in a fair fight I would be happy to honor that athletic challenge from any of them. The best way to win any war is by peaceful means with an iron rod in your hand, a crown on your head and a mouth and a body to back it up. My many legal wars were the largest defeats of the judicial, education, military, business and mental health systems in all of time. I did that repeatedly at will in at least a dozen different courts at different times starting when I was 11 years old so it could not be seen as a one hit wonder. Jesus took on mankind as I did but he only put on a tiny show in comparison to mine.

Go ahead hire Barak the son of an African goat hearder raised by a single mom or his grandparents as an only child who went to school aspiring to become a possession lawyer, stock broker and a professional political negotiator. I stand against him and his wife who leave their children with daycare providers while rubbing elbows with the ememy and making deals with people like Tony Reznik. She cant even stand up straight and he is the most uncoordinated bowler I ever saw. I say Barack and his wife are clumsy lawyer bums and lifetime members of the liars, cheaters, gamblers, child abusers, killers and thieves club of America. I eat Harvard lawyers for breakfast and the Harvard medical school gave me a 525 question mental health test they developed I answered all of the questions correctly. I would bet that I can heal more people in 1 hour than all the doctors in all of time can which is another demonstration I put on while in the mental hospital.

McCain is the son of a military family who is in bed with the ways of this world having endorsed them for his entire life. He likes war, all his friends like war and he sees no other way to resolve conflicts and he stands with the corporate and stock market people that I stand against.

Want more of the same stupidy, hire either one of the U.S. presidential canadates.

I have never forced anyone to follow me but if the world rejects me it rejects a wonderful future on earth so that decision is up to every person to decide for themselves. Who were you expecting to come forward in the End Times and offer mankind the greatest gift of all? Christ could never endore Man's Way's because they are 180 degrees off course according to the religions they say they believe in.

I suggest the world looks at my gene pool and chooses the worlds best ever human minds and bodies to lead this world out of the chaos and into the New World ASAP.


Jake99's X wife Babbles and son Eric

http://s16.photobucket.com/albums/b5...rent=Barb2.jpg

[Blu-ray]

Originally Posted by Jake99

I never tried to control my wife she was totally free do as she wanted. Besides her heart and soul was with my ememies the safest place I could be is as far away from her as possible and yet I stayed at her side and acted like a man never once fighting with her in any way. Not even a verbal argument in over 20 years because my opinion is one of a kind and it stands squarly against her friends behaviors and professions. I played with my child as much as possible and opened car doors and did the household chores which was another huge story of incredible performances.

Saying please dont hurt me in front of the court house while standing with a bow and arrows over my shoulder proved to be one of the best moves I made and I made countless perfect moves on that chess board of life and death. The police always abuse people they arrest and i wanted to make sure they did not abuse me again and it demonstrated my desire for a civilized war, if they want to put on the boxing gloves in a fair fight I would be happy to honor that request from any of them. The best way to win any war is by peaceful means with a big stick in your hand and a mouth and a body to back it up. My many legal wars were the largest defeats of the judicial, education, military, business and mental health systems in all of time and I did that repeatedly at will in at least a dozen different courts at different times starting when I was 11 years old so it could not be seen as a one hit wonder. Jesus took on mankind as I did but he only put on a tiny show in comparison to mine.

Go ahead hire Barak the son of an African goat hearder raised by a single mom as an only child who went to school aspiring to become a possession lawyer, stock broker and a professional political negotiator. I stand against him and his wife who leave their children with daycare providers while rubbing elbows with the ememy and making deals with people like Tony Reznik. I say Barack and his wife are a clumsy lawyer bums and lifetime members of the liars, cheaters, gamblers, child abusers and thieves club of America.

McCain is the son of a military family who is in bed with the ways of this world having endorsed them for his entire life. He likes war, all his friends like war and he sees no other way to resolve conflicts.

I have never forced anyone to follow me but if the world rejects me it rejects a wonderful future on earth so that decision is up to every person to decide for themselves. Who were you expecting to come forward in the End Times and offer mankind the greatest gift of all? Christ could never endore Man's Way's because they are 180 degrees off course according to the religion they say they believe in.


Jake99's X wife Babbles and son Eric

http://s16.photobucket.com/albums/b5...rent=Barb2.jpg

It's just too deep in here.