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Old Feb 9th, 2010, 1:02 AM   #1
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Denny's Grand Slam

So who here is patiently salivating for Tuesdays Denny's Grand Slam freebie?

Just because it is free does not mean it will taste any better! Unless you are starving this offer upsets my intestines, my stomach and my head.

Denny's should send the eggs to Haiti or US internally to people who need sustenance, not to the overweight clientele I see leave there in droves as I pass by. I must not be their demographic, but if they have that much money to spend on announcing a free giveaway through a Superbowl commercial I have to wonder what's up.

OK, I am sure there are some fast foodies here there that think Denny's is the shit, but if you eat there regularly, look at yourself. Do you really need that free grand slam. If you can honestly answer yes then you should have it, but can you honestly say that all those other people clamoring around you for that freebie should be diving in?

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Old Feb 9th, 2010, 1:27 AM   #2
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I'm cold so I'll say fuck Hatia. Give me my meal! :)

I love Dennys. And since I am usually up till about 9am I'll probably try and stop in. Anyways, its not liek the hatians are starving. People can eat people after all. Your not truly that hungery if you refuse to eat your child/sibling/lover. <--not sarcasm
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Old Feb 9th, 2010, 3:55 AM   #3
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Thanks Ass, I mean Assassin. (probably shouldn't shorten that name eh). ;-) Anyway, Thanks, for the reply. You totally backed me up.
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Old Feb 9th, 2010, 6:29 AM   #4
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lol, i dont mind a free meal from dennys, but im by no means a fast food junkie,.i way 165 pounds. My job at the cemetery is pretty physical at times. keeps me in shape. I think the freebie meal is a good idea, but they should make sure the homeless here gets first dibs...
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Old Feb 9th, 2010, 7:12 AM   #5
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It's pretty damn convenient considering I have a standing breakfast date with my pops every Tuesday morning. We go to various restaurants with the kids every week. And bonus, my son's favorite meal is the Grand Slam.. Hahaha.

We'll be leaving here in about 15 minutes.
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Old Feb 9th, 2010, 11:10 AM   #6
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i could eat 3 grand slams in one sitting
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Old Feb 9th, 2010, 2:10 PM   #7
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So who here is patiently salivating for Tuesdays Denny's Grand Slam freebie?

Just because it is free does not mean it will taste any better! Unless you are starving this offer upsets my intestines, my stomach and my head.

Denny's should send the eggs to Haiti or US internally to people who need sustenance, not to the overweight clientele I see leave there in droves as I pass by. I must not be their demographic, but if they have that much money to spend on announcing a free giveaway through a Superbowl commercial I have to wonder what's up.

OK, I am sure there are some fast foodies here there that think Denny's is the shit, but if you eat there regularly, look at yourself. Do you really need that free grand slam. If you can honestly answer yes then you should have it, but can you honestly say that all those other people clamoring around you for that freebie should be diving in?

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It might actually make for better advertising if they DID do that.
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Old Feb 10th, 2010, 8:29 AM   #9
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I'm cold so I'll say fuck Hatia. Give me my meal! :)

I love Dennys. And since I am usually up till about 9am I'll probably try and stop in. Anyways, its not liek the hatians are starving. People can eat people after all. Your not truly that hungery if you refuse to eat your child/sibling/lover. <--not sarcasm
GRRRR! I'm so bleepin' mad!!!!!!!! ARGH, SNARL, woof. There, I feel better.

Why AssXL? WHY!!!! Oh well, I don't want to know.LOL!
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Old Feb 10th, 2010, 8:34 AM   #10
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You mean why would you eat your family? Duh. Because they are tasty. The saying "I ate my wife" has two meanings in the future!"
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Old Feb 10th, 2010, 8:40 AM   #11
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You mean why would you eat your family? Duh. Because they are tasty. The saying "I ate my wife" has two meanings in the future!"
I'm pretty sure eating humans will raise your blood pressure, too much salt. DuhYup!!
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Old Feb 10th, 2010, 9:04 AM   #12
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Thats why if you want you can let them simmer over night. Get the nasty stuff out. Make like rib sauce out of them. Then you can pimp your "apoc-a-car" out with their bones and make it look badass! I want to put my wifes bones on the front, skull as the hood ornament obviously. Then have my kids bones around the rest of it. Oh....a baby skull could be a perfect gear handle topper!

I gotta make a list now!
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Wait, hold on. You haven't even been laid yet. I'd hold off on that list for at least a decade dude.
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Duh. Why do you think I am making my list. So I can remember for later! When the children come I'll have to remember what age they need to be when I go to cook them. GOtta have the right size bones for the apoc-a-car.
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Old Feb 10th, 2010, 9:16 AM   #15
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Oh, for the living sake of fuck, just go to Denny's!!
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Wait, hold on. You haven't even been laid yet. I'd hold off on that list for at least a decade dude.
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