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Feb 9th, 2010, 1:02 AM
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Lucky survivor
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Denny's Grand Slam
So who here is patiently salivating for Tuesdays Denny's Grand Slam freebie?
Just because it is free does not mean it will taste any better! Unless you are starving this offer upsets my intestines, my stomach and my head.
Denny's should send the eggs to Haiti or US internally to people who need sustenance, not to the overweight clientele I see leave there in droves as I pass by. I must not be their demographic, but if they have that much money to spend on announcing a free giveaway through a Superbowl commercial I have to wonder what's up.
OK, I am sure there are some fast foodies here there that think Denny's is the shit, but if you eat there regularly, look at yourself. Do you really need that free grand slam. If you can honestly answer yes then you should have it, but can you honestly say that all those other people clamoring around you for that freebie should be diving in?
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Feb 9th, 2010, 1:27 AM
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I'm cold so I'll say fuck Hatia. Give me my meal! :)
I love Dennys. And since I am usually up till about 9am I'll probably try and stop in. Anyways, its not liek the hatians are starving. People can eat people after all. Your not truly that hungery if you refuse to eat your child/sibling/lover. <--not sarcasm
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Feb 9th, 2010, 3:55 AM
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Lucky survivor
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Thanks Ass, I mean Assassin. (probably shouldn't shorten that name eh). ;-) Anyway, Thanks, for the reply. You totally backed me up.
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Feb 9th, 2010, 6:29 AM
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House of the Rising Sun..
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lol, i dont mind a free meal from dennys, but im by no means a fast food junkie,.i way 165 pounds. My job at the cemetery is pretty physical at times. keeps me in shape. I think the freebie meal is a good idea, but they should make sure the homeless here gets first dibs...
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Feb 9th, 2010, 7:12 AM
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Queen of the Damned
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It's pretty damn convenient considering I have a standing breakfast date with my pops every Tuesday morning. We go to various restaurants with the kids every week. And bonus, my son's favorite meal is the Grand Slam.. Hahaha.
We'll be leaving here in about 15 minutes.
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Feb 9th, 2010, 11:10 AM
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Dead Meat
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i could eat 3 grand slams in one sitting
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Feb 9th, 2010, 2:10 PM
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Prepared survivor
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Dont have any near me....so will pass...
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Feb 9th, 2010, 4:19 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by one14am
So who here is patiently salivating for Tuesdays Denny's Grand Slam freebie?
Just because it is free does not mean it will taste any better! Unless you are starving this offer upsets my intestines, my stomach and my head.
Denny's should send the eggs to Haiti or US internally to people who need sustenance, not to the overweight clientele I see leave there in droves as I pass by. I must not be their demographic, but if they have that much money to spend on announcing a free giveaway through a Superbowl commercial I have to wonder what's up.
OK, I am sure there are some fast foodies here there that think Denny's is the shit, but if you eat there regularly, look at yourself. Do you really need that free grand slam. If you can honestly answer yes then you should have it, but can you honestly say that all those other people clamoring around you for that freebie should be diving in?
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It might actually make for better advertising if they DID do that.
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Feb 10th, 2010, 8:29 AM
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Leader of the bomb shelter
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Originally Posted by Assassin X
I'm cold so I'll say fuck Hatia. Give me my meal! :)
I love Dennys. And since I am usually up till about 9am I'll probably try and stop in. Anyways, its not liek the hatians are starving. People can eat people after all. Your not truly that hungery if you refuse to eat your child/sibling/lover. <--not sarcasm
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GRRRR! I'm so bleepin' mad!!!!!!!! ARGH, SNARL, woof. There, I feel better.
Why AssXL? WHY!!!! Oh well, I don't want to know.LOL!
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This place just got 3 pages creepier in my book, or am I being foolish?
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Feb 10th, 2010, 8:34 AM
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You mean why would you eat your family? Duh. Because they are tasty. The saying "I ate my wife" has two meanings in the future!"
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Feb 10th, 2010, 8:40 AM
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Leader of the bomb shelter
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Originally Posted by Assassin X
You mean why would you eat your family? Duh. Because they are tasty. The saying "I ate my wife" has two meanings in the future!"
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I'm pretty sure eating humans will raise your blood pressure, too much salt. DuhYup!!
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This place just got 3 pages creepier in my book, or am I being foolish?
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Feb 10th, 2010, 9:04 AM
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Thats why if you want you can let them simmer over night. Get the nasty stuff out. Make like rib sauce out of them. Then you can pimp your "apoc-a-car" out with their bones and make it look badass! I want to put my wifes bones on the front, skull as the hood ornament obviously. Then have my kids bones around the rest of it. Oh....a baby skull could be a perfect gear handle topper!
I gotta make a list now!
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Feb 10th, 2010, 9:11 AM
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Leader of the bomb shelter
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Wait, hold on. You haven't even been laid yet. I'd hold off on that list for at least a decade dude.
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Time's limited so make it worth the while.....
This place just got 3 pages creepier in my book, or am I being foolish?
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Feb 10th, 2010, 9:14 AM
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Duh. Why do you think I am making my list. So I can remember for later! When the children come I'll have to remember what age they need to be when I go to cook them. GOtta have the right size bones for the apoc-a-car.
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Feb 10th, 2010, 9:16 AM
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Leader of the bomb shelter
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They will be too ashamed to be eaten by you!
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Oh, for the living sake of fuck, just go to Denny's!!
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This place just got 3 pages creepier in my book, or am I being foolish?
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Feb 10th, 2010, 9:27 AM
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Leader of the bomb shelter
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Stop typing Ass, I see you there.....
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This place just got 3 pages creepier in my book, or am I being foolish?
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Feb 10th, 2010, 9:36 AM
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lol. And they can't be ashamed if their dead! :P
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Feb 10th, 2010, 9:41 AM
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Leader of the bomb shelter
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You keep that tongue inside that muckmouth of yours, damn you! lolll
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Time's limited so make it worth the while.....
This place just got 3 pages creepier in my book, or am I being foolish?
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Feb 10th, 2010, 1:29 PM
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Prepared survivor
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Quote:
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Wait, hold on. You haven't even been laid yet. I'd hold off on that list for at least a decade dude.
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HaHa...thats a good one.
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