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Feb 10th, 2008, 11:11 PM
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Cannibal Zombies....
Serious question here. Ok....we all know what zombies are. We all know what cannibals are. SO.... Lets say there is a ton of zombies and you are monitoring them. Now lets say these zombies munched down on a bunch of cannibals.
How the hell do you tell the difference between a zombie and a cannibal zombie?
Me and my friend are zombie nerds and we have yet to figure this one out. About the closest thing we came up with is maybe they would eat each other?
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Feb 10th, 2008, 11:24 PM
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yo dude, im a zombie nerd too. i havnt seen many films but im really into them!
the thing is, i guess you cant tell the difference between a zombie and a cannible zombie because i beleive primarily
1) all zombies go for non-infected, freshly living, non-zombified humans
but zombies still have to eat, so if there wernt any humans around i would imagine some sort of undead civil war commin' on were its just zombies vs. zombies. all these zombies just eating each other to survive long enough to attack more humans.
its funny, in 28 Days and 28 Weeks later (and soon 28 Months later) the rage infected people who could be considered zombies, they never attack each other, even though thier infection puts them in an uncontrollably murderous mind-set from which there is no escape except death.
that would mean even the rage infected are a danger for the rage infected, but they still dont attack each other...
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Feb 10th, 2008, 11:48 PM
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Hmmmm? I don't know zombies but cannibal it is there is! and I will not quote in the BIBLE for now because it is worse than that about killings because people are lacking of LOVE and Pure GODLY Things.
DNA Bloods and Lifestyle Living is the root of the TOPIC
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Feb 11th, 2008, 12:07 AM
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Feb 11th, 2008, 12:33 AM
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Zombies will never eat the Dead.
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Feb 11th, 2008, 12:43 AM
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oi man, you got a zombie survival plan yet? i've written one up and has use in lots of contexts, if you want me to i can post it
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Feb 11th, 2008, 3:46 AM
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Considering its election time.
Dont take our words for it. Just see it in action.
Does anybody know, Hillary's, Obama's and McCain's stance on this important problem?
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Feb 11th, 2008, 7:07 AM
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rofl.
I actually have tons of zombie defense plans. I love when I am bored and will be sitting somewhere like the mall and go "Hmm.....ok.... if I put this there and this there and do this and that" and start making a plan out of what to do if theres a zombie infestation and I am at the mall! lol. I think the weirdest plans I made were for Toys R Us. Its fun going to visit a friend who works there and on his break you decide to come up with a zombie defense plan in store.
BTW check out the Zombie Defense Kit. Got one? lol:
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Feb 11th, 2008, 7:24 AM
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This is some of my defense stuff in the past when I LOVE very much in fiction
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Feb 11th, 2008, 8:42 AM
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I actually have tons of zombie defense plans. I love when I am bored and will be sitting somewhere like the mall and go "Hmm.....ok.... if I put this there and this there and do this and that" and start making a plan out of what to do if theres a zombie infestation and I am at the mall! lol. I think the weirdest plans I made were for Toys R Us. Its fun going to visit a friend who works there and on his break you decide to come up with a zombie defense plan in store.
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It sucks, but I'm pretty sure that if you're in any High Density Area when the Outbreak occurs, you're fucked. Places like Shopping Malls and giant Department Stores are going to be death traps. With the amount of people in those areas it's likely that the Mass Hysteria will cause a few problems. If the Zombies don't make it to where you are quickly you'll be fighting with tonnes of extremely scared humans, which in a lot of ways might be worse.
If at all possible, get out of the Cities at the first signs of a Z-Outbreak.
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Originally Posted by Website Where AssX got the Pics
I actually ordered one of these awhile ago because I had a zombie creeping around my house for awhile. I finally managed to kill it when I caught it raiding the fridge late one night. Turns out it was my ugly-ass girlfriend with no makeup and her hair in curlers.
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I thought that was funny.
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Feb 11th, 2008, 10:11 AM
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:reads site: lol
Malls are great places to go to when your bored during a zombie infestation and you just want to kill some zombies for fun. So many interesting ways to do it. Better yet you could go to DIY. Oh the fun you can have with things like lawn mowers, power tools....etc.
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Feb 11th, 2008, 10:26 AM
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See, I thought we were talking about "Serious Zombies", not the "Comical Zombies" that you can kill with a regular fountain pen.
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Feb 11th, 2008, 10:38 AM
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Either or.
Well if were talking comical zombies then I go to the mall because its alot of fun.
If were talking your good old "take out my brain" zombies then I stick to actual guides. Because those guys are just a pain in the ass. What would be good to do is take a skyscraper. Take the bottom 3 floors and remove and access to the top floors so the zombies can't get up. Then just stock the like 30 floors full of food, ammo....etc. that will least for years upon years. Sit up there and take out zombies for fun all while surviving.
It would make the perfect place. You can have a high building to place antennas or something for communications with and help or survivors and your high so you can around you.
I guess the only negative is making sure there are no zombies in it at first. Of course all it takes is on person turning into one in your group and then from there thats usually how the trouble starts. Thats why I prefer traveling alone in zombie situations...or to find someone and when we encounter trouble push them in front of the zombies as a human shield....well human food for the zombies so I can get away lol.
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Feb 11th, 2008, 11:07 AM
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Well if were talking comical zombies then I go to the mall because its alot of fun.
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Oh, definitely. I'd head to a Mall with a Cricket Bat and see how many heads I could Squish. Or I'd walk on over to a YMCA. I'd push Zombies into a pool and then have people bet on which one makes it to the shallow end and up the stairs first.
I'll never understand why the "Comical Zombies" all seem to have heads with the strength of an overripe watermelon.
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If were talking your good old "take out my brain" zombies then I stick to actual guides. Because those guys are just a pain in the ass. What would be good to do is take a skyscraper. Take the bottom 3 floors and remove and access to the top floors so the zombies can't get up. Then just stock the like 30 floors full of food, ammo....etc. that will least for years upon years. Sit up there and take out zombies for fun all while surviving.
It would make the perfect place. You can have a high building to place antennas or something for communications with and help or survivors and your high so you can around you.
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Do you live in a large City, AssX?
There's this website somewhere (I'll find the url for you) where you answer questions about where you live and what you're like, then it determines the likelihood of your Survival during the first stages of an Outbreak.
Being anywhere in a large City you're looking at like 30% max. Those odds aren't good.
Taking something like a Highrise would be good if you could pull it off. But you'd eventually run out of Food, or Water. Plus taking it would be tough, you'd have to fight off any Rotters in the building, as well as uncooperative Survivors.
I honestly think getting out of the cities is key during the beginning. In a city like T.O. you're looking at over 2 million Zombies/Survivors that you have to assume are all hostile (You might get shot in the back for taking canned goods out a store thats been "claimed" by somebody else.).
Head out of the Cities, but stay close enough to large town or something. You'll be looking at a fraction of the amount of opposition. You'll be able to set up a proper Safe House and gather supplies. Once you get yourself taken care of, you can head back to the Cities to look for survivors, even though that's Risky as hell and not recommended.
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I guess the only negative is making sure there are no zombies in it at first. Of course all it takes is on person turning into one in your group and then from there thats usually how the trouble starts. Thats why I prefer traveling alone in zombie situations...or to find someone and when we encounter trouble push them in front of the zombies as a human shield....well human food for the zombies so I can get away lol.
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Hahaha.. Nothing like a Good Meat-Shield to keep safe while the Zombies run rampant! I've also just planned on getting companions that run slower than me. If anything goes down and we bolt, the first ones getting eaten are the slow ones.
As for people in your Group Turning into Zombies, that's a tough one. Just have to get it in your head that they're not the person they used to be, they're not even human anymore. Be ready to pull the trigger on anybody. Because if you were traveling with me and you hesitated to kill somebody who's turning/about to turn/just turned, I'd shoot you in the face.
By the Way, I'm one of the biggest Zombie-Geeks around.
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Feb 11th, 2008, 11:18 AM
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I live in the Suburbs near a big city. In reality (as if zombies were real) my plan is to go to this old military bunker a few cities south of here way out in the middle of nowhere. Its barley used and has the older style cement tunnels and stuff inside with bomb proof shelters that would make a great spot to sit back and relax until I need to go out and do something. Not to mention assuming theres no survivors there will be a ton of weapons, vehicles, equipment. Although hopefully none of it looted.
My friend said if he even sees I am showing signs that I am turning over he will shoot me. I told him I would let you know if I was attacked and turning then I said I would shoot him too. It has to happen. Hes the only guy that I trust enough to watch my back and also knows about zombies.
Maybe we should have a party going. When a zombie infestation starts we will all meet up somewhere and go into hiding. lol
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Feb 11th, 2008, 11:35 AM
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I live in the Suburbs near a big city. In reality (as if zombies were real) my plan is to go to this old military bunker a few cities south of here way out in the middle of nowhere. Its barley used and has the older style cement tunnels and stuff inside with bomb proof shelters that would make a great spot to sit back and relax until I need to go out and do something. Not to mention assuming theres no survivors there will be a ton of weapons, vehicles, equipment. Although hopefully none of it looted.
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Yeah, I don't think you need to clarify that they aren't real. haha.
Anyhow, A Military Bunker would be ideal. They're made to withstand attacks and stuff. If you did find one that was empty, how would you get in? I'd assume it'd be locked up tight.
Also, what would you do if the Military came back to it?
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My friend said if he even sees I am showing signs that I am turning over he will shoot me. I told him I would let you know if I was attacked and turning then I said I would shoot him too. It has to happen. Hes the only guy that I trust enough to watch my back and also knows about zombies.
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Yeah, that's exactly how it'd have to be.
Lots of people say you're better off alone, but I think you're better off with your closest friends, people who you trust with your life and people you'd trust to end it.
I told one of my closest friends that if a Zombie Outbreak were to happen I'd shoot him instantly. He'd just get in my way and slow me down, so I'd have to leave him behind. But I don't think he'd make it on his own, and I'd hate if he became one. So I'd end him right away and safe him the troubles of becoming undead.
He laughed at first, but I told him I was serious and walked away.
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Maybe we should have a party going. When a zombie infestation starts we will all meet up somewhere and go into hiding. lol
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Great idea.
1 year after the Outbreak, all AO Survivors should meet. Everybody bring their survivor groups, we'll all band together and then start to exterminate the remaining Z's.
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Feb 11th, 2008, 11:46 AM
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Also, what would you do if the Military came back to it?
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Kiss my ass goodbye. lol. Alternatively show them how well I held them off and ask if I can join up. Makes a good excuse to stay there. And if they get over run once again I can use them as meat shields and if theres a vehicle I can get out of there when being over run or just run like hell. An extra time is better then none.
Or if I knew of a another location I'd go there. It all depend on variables.
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1 year after the Outbreak, all AO Survivors should meet. Everybody bring their survivor groups, we'll all band together and then start to exterminate the remaining Z's.
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If all else fails we have have members with special abilities on out side. Jakes the messiah and has God powers and Johnb1 will yack them to death. Or we can just throw him to them. rofl.
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Feb 11th, 2008, 12:10 PM
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Kiss my ass goodbye. lol. Alternatively show them how well I held them off and ask if I can join up. Makes a good excuse to stay there. And if they get over run once again I can use them as meat shields and if theres a vehicle I can get out of there when being over run or just run like hell. An extra time is better then none.
Or if I knew of a another location I'd go there. It all depend on variables.
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I'd be afraid that any Military would just shoot you on sight. Especially if you've somehow managed to infiltrate a base of theirs.
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If all else fails we have have members with special abilities on out side. Jakes the messiah and has God powers and Johnb1 will yack them to death. Or we can just throw him to them. rofl.
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Hahah...
Jake should just send in "another" great flood to wipe the Zombies off the face of the earth. Damn those lazy Messiahs letting everything go to shit.
Who else would you throw to the Zombies? haha
"I've been wanting to Neg-Rep you for years, here's my chance to get back at you."
Also, check out this "Zombie Simulator". Doesn't take long for the Whole Population to become Rotters.
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"Jesus will kill all of them, and soon..."
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"It means that 90% of the smartest people on Earth agree with me."
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Feb 11th, 2008, 12:38 PM
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I'd be afraid that any Military would just shoot you on sight. Especially if you've somehow managed to infiltrate a base of theirs.
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True. Maybe I can pretend I am a zombie....hmm...no nevermind. Uh.... lets see. Theres always shout from behind a door and plee like a pathetic dog "OH GOD PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!! I SUCK ASS AND NEED YOU GUYS!" lol. Alternatively maybe I could hide until the right time then escape and move on.
That zombie simulator was cool.
BTW if you liked that heres a Zombie survival game:
http://www.hardcorepawn.com/zombie4/
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Feb 11th, 2008, 3:00 PM
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If we are talking about legitimately plausible zombies (the "infected" - not really the purest form of the word zombie), then they certainly would eat themselves. The only realistic scenario I can think of to get "the infected" is through a modified rabies virus (ala 28 days later). However, rabies doesn't make an animal agressive to just non-infected animals; it makes them aggressive to anything, does it not?
So, real "zombies" would probably kill their own kind, if not eat them.
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