Nostradamus - 2012 - Armageddon - End of the World Scenarios - Natural Disasters

*Sammy56* · Jul 26th, 2006, 4:21 PM

Dude, blue text is seriously hard to read.

I'm kind of doubtful of these Soviet experiements. There doesn't seem to be any evidence of them now. I can see someone wanting to make a human hybrid, but as to whether it did, more evidence is needed.

**Stabby Joe** · Jul 26th, 2006, 5:43 PM

They made a two headed dog... thats all I know...

*Jake99* · Jul 27th, 2006, 8:49 AM

I believe cancer and many illness are connected to stress and that is what I eliminated for thousands of people by fixing a major US company. War is a result of stress and they rage on across the planet just like they did in the business I repaired.

Andyzon1,

I have never read the bible ( religious instructions and church as a child only) and stand with no political party because Jesus was speaking of common sense which I already have and the politicians use the systems that Jesus said not to use. I don't need any of the religious or political books because they are misleading.

And I never fired an arrow at the courthouse but I hit many targets in the heart when I took up arms against the wicked ones that lead the world and make judgements in your courts. Amazing how one man with a primitive weapon and a vastly superior track record of success could beat the crap out of all of your finest judges and prosecutors twenty times in a row while defiantly standing against the judicial system. I even beat them with my hands, feet and mouth bound and no lawyer other than the one who sat and did what I told him to do. I admitted to everything I was accused of and won in 2 different trials just as I said I would before I was even arrested the first time. I never lose to bums like those who are in control of this planet.

gstock05 · Jul 27th, 2006, 3:03 PM

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And I never fired an arrow at the courthouse but I hit many targets in the heart when I took up arms against the wicked ones that lead the world and make judgements in your courts. Amazing how one man with a primitive weapon and a vastly superior track record of success could beat the crap out of all of your finest judges and prosecutors twenty times in a row while defiantly standing against the judicial system. I even beat them with my hands, feet and mouth bound and no lawyer other than the one who sat and did what I told him to do. I admitted to everything I was accused of and won in 2 different trials just as I said I would before I was even arrested the first time. I never lose to bums like those who are in control of this planet.

Well now you're just being vague. Did you, or didn't you fire an arrow in a courthouse.

If you're hyping a story about how you won a trial, then whoopdeefriggin doo. People win trials all the time.

And by the way, If you were Jesus, you wouldn't need to be online bragging about your achievements constantly. If you woulda ever read the bible, you woulda known something about modesty.

Wastelandwarrior · Jul 27th, 2006, 5:57 PM

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Well now you're just being vague. Did you, or didn't you fire an arrow in a courthouse.

If you're hyping a story about how you won a trial, then whoopdeefriggin doo. People win trials all the time.

And by the way, If you were Jesus, you wouldn't need to be online bragging about your achievements constantly. If you woulda ever read the bible, you woulda known something about modesty.

THANK YOU!!!
ive told this to jake a few times now...
lets just say that you were jesus reborn...
you would think that jesus would be a little more humble then what jake is displaying....
and rather then bragging and boasting about your GREAT acheavements ... you would be out acheaveing even more ... WITH OUT BRAGGING ABOUT IT... just doing it... and letting your actions speak for them selfs ....
just imagine jesus saying this .... " DID YOU GUYS SEE ME THERE UP ON THAT CROSS.... I TOTALY SAVED ALL OF YOU HUMANS.... YOUR ALL STILL HERE BECAUSE OF ME..."this is what you sound like jake....
so please shut the fuck up and do something about the worlds problems and let your actions speek for them selfs .... dont fucking brag about some bull shit that you have obviously made up....
and if you were even half of what you say you are ... then we would be seeing you on the news every night ...
other wise STOP FUCKING TALKING ALL OF THIS BULLSHIT....
and go stand infront of an isrealy arttilery cannon or some shit...

witte · Jul 27th, 2006, 11:35 PM

Almost every time jake99(weirdo I must admit) buts in on a new thread the subject is either changed or the whole thread is stuffed up. It's more likely he is an antichrist actually.

WHY DON'T WE ALL JUST IGNORE HIM!!!!
WE WILL BE MUCH BETTER OFF ALL HE IS TRYING TO DO IS ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF US ALL, AND IF SOMEONE CAN,

CAN A SITE ADMINISTRATOR PLEASE BAN HIM, UNLESS YOURE SCARED HE IS GOING TO TAKE YOU TO COURT OVER IT.

THIS WEBSITE WILL IMPROVE HEAPS WITHOUT HIM.

*Sammy56* · Jul 28th, 2006, 1:52 AM

If you want witte, you can add him to your ignore list. Then you don't have to see his posts if you don't want to. That's what I did.

mysticalzoe · Jul 28th, 2006, 3:15 PM

Yeah, and I have a 26 inch cock that wraps around my thigh three times

That is hot!!!!!

mysticalzoe

ryangt2 · Jul 28th, 2006, 6:27 PM

Didn't Armageddon start when man started to talk and think for himself?and hunt until extinction, then over populated the earth,even though it was science fiction and in the 60s watching planet of the Apes, man is a pest and then the last bit with the statue of liberty, damn them all said taylor ,maybe it was a warning from the author who thought that one day man would destroy himself Quote It is in mans nature to destroy himself

*Jake99* · Jul 29th, 2006, 10:33 AM

I am trying to wake the world before it destroys itself and I can fix every problem that plagues this world. I only suggest the Jesus simple system because I have used it with tremendous results. It does not surprize me that some of you hate that way of thinking. No money changers, no lines on the map and treat your neighbor as you would yourself is the complete opposite of this world. Go ahead put me on ignore and keep following Hitlers like GW Bush.

Wastelandwarrior · Jul 29th, 2006, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Jake99

I am trying to wake the world before it destroys itself and I can fix every problem that plagues this world. I only suggest the Jesus simple system because I have used it with tremendous results. It does not surprize me that some of you hate that way of thinking. No money changers, no lines on the map and treat your neighbor as you would yourself is the complete opposite of this world. Go ahead put me on ignore and keep following Hitlers like GW Bush.

dude i dont hate those ways...
i wish money ment nothing ...
i realize what GW bush is doing....
but YOU CANT STOP IT .... AND IF YOU COULD STOP TELLING US ABOUT IT AND DO IT....
otherwise ... FUCK OFF...

ryangt2 · Jul 29th, 2006, 2:09 PM

we ain't perfect maybe we expect too much of ourselves too much in these times,we are human and make mistakes get it .then we can all stop worrying so much and get on with our lives instead and let fate happen when it does yep i even criticised myself even though i have whinged a lot this ones to jake and please stop talking about jesus im not religious and if there were a god this would not happen to anyone and there would be no suffering

*Ningishiddza* · Jul 29th, 2006, 6:22 PM

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I don't get where people come up with this stuff from. It's even worse than scientology.

It's funny you should mention that. I glanced through it and it looked suspiciously like scientology by other name. I wouldn't be suprised if the "founder" was a former scientologist.

The only evidence supporting the premise seems to be photos and lyrics of songs by former members of the Beatles.

ryangt2 · Jul 29th, 2006, 6:54 PM

i was watching reporters on BBC News 24 today,I have come to the conclusion that Religion seems to be playing a big part of the War,they mentioned End timers Old Testament,and also heard that the Americans expect Armageddon due to instabilty of the middle east and iran,a bit pescamistic isn't it?i guess history repeats itself ,but dont need this religion down my throat what the hell is going on? and why should this war be any different as they have been fighting for i think 20 years,or is it to do with when newyork was attacked and then war on terrorism in iraq and afghanistan i wonder not sure any criticisms will be welcome

*Jake99* · Jul 30th, 2006, 1:51 PM

I am not religious, do not read the bible, and want very much to install the simple common sense operating system Jesus supposedly recommended. I believe that will end all wars before they end us all. And I stand behind no nation because we are to be one nation in the New World. If the world is not united it will always be divided and the wars will continue.

ryangt2 · Jul 30th, 2006, 4:03 PM

had a look at some of the treads today,the latest news about the conflict,it does seem that the war is slowly spreading outwards,im hoping it will stop soon for all of our futures,we really need to focus more on the state of the planet first its affected parts of europe and the states already as we all know and theres more to come apparantly,the talk of the war is beginning to bore me well so is this global warming but none of us seem to be able to get a way from it these days.the only time i will worry is when one state decides to Nuclear when they cant win,but i dont think that will happen in my lifetime,but then whos knows whats going to happen these days anything is poss

*Astroboy* · Jul 30th, 2006, 7:12 PM

I don't understand you Jake... in fact I don't think you understand yourself. You claim that you don't read bibles nor religious person do you really think you know what you're talking about? Wait now, I think you do think so, but you really don't.

As has been mentioned before, what such operating system? It's all in your head. Everytime I read your post, you're a total laugh. I hardly use the ignore feature cuz I think its fun reading your luancy posts.

Keep it coming Jeezy Cripes Messiah... you brighten me up in a way...

*Jake99* · Jul 30th, 2006, 10:03 PM

I just want to unionize all jobs and post them all on the Internet and use one form of currency preferably electronic. And I want all business to be non profit and standardized. I want to automate as many jobs as possible and get the mothers out of the work force. I don't need money changers or lines on the map and I expect everyone to be treated the same way. Its that simple....

Santiago · Jul 31st, 2006, 9:49 AM

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They also believe we are all related to aliens!!!

Jessica

GOSH...you mean we aren't?

gstock05 · Jul 31st, 2006, 2:38 PM

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I am trying to wake the world before it destroys itself and I can fix every problem that plagues this world. I only suggest the Jesus simple system because I have used it with tremendous results. It does not surprize me that some of you hate that way of thinking. No money changers, no lines on the map and treat your neighbor as you would yourself is the complete opposite of this world. Go ahead put me on ignore and keep following Hitlers like GW Bush.

If you could fix all the problems and plagues in the world, you would have done it already.

Come to grips with yourself. You're probably nothing more than a schizo having delusions about being jesus (it is the most common delusion amongst schizo's.)

If you're not, you're just plain weird, probably have a crap job, and probably have never been laid before.

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And I want all business to be non profit and standardized.

Have you ever taken an economics course before? For someone who claims they're so smart, they would realize that this would make society a giant pile of crap. Why do you think Communism doesnt work well? When there is no incentive to produce things for your own good, people slack off and don't do their job well. If you're getting paid the same as a garbageman, when you're a doctor, you're incentives to be a good doctor go down just a bit.

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I am not religious, do not read the bible, and want very much to install the simple common sense operating system Jesus supposedly recommended.

LOL you just admitted you're not jesus dude. The same commen sense operating system Jesus "supposedly" recommended? For someone who is claiming they're Jesus, they should at least know what operating system Jesus installed back in the biblical times. Saying "supposed" suggests you don't know you're own operating system.

By the way, Jesus never installed an "operating system."

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I am trying to wake the world before it destroys itself and I can fix every problem that plagues this world. I only suggest the Jesus simple system because I have used it with tremendous results. It does not surprize me that some of you hate that way of thinking. No money changers, no lines on the map and treat your neighbor as you would yourself is the complete opposite of this world. Go ahead put me on ignore and keep following Hitlers like GW Bush.

Yeah, and posting on armaggeddon online is the way to do it! Maybe all the world leaders read armageddon online forums to get their advice on how to lead their country.

And by the way, you're system is retarded and would NEVER work in the real world.

*donniedarko* · Aug 1st, 2006, 12:20 AM

What an enlightening post gstock, how about some substance next time?

You are new here, so I will fill you in, Jake has never claimed to be Jesus, but rather the Messiah, a wholey different animal. And trying to argue "logic" with him is pointless, he doesn't care (although your "logic" leaves something to be desired, so frankly I can't blame him).

*Ningishiddza* · Aug 1st, 2006, 12:36 AM

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I just want to unionize all jobs

No, thanks. I'm intelligent enough to negotiate my own salary and benefits and I would consider it an insult to have some moron do it for me.

If left with no choice, I'll start my own non-profit and be a union of one.

*Jake99* · Aug 5th, 2006, 1:26 PM

Negotiations are what causes so much stress, I want to pay based on value of services performed and a doctor gets paid way more that a carpenter. You do not seem to have a problem with the governmental and military pay scales which are not negotiable. I guess the Standardized simplified system I recommend is not like the ones used in the past.

That is correct that I debate logic and I am not Jesus I am the Savior which is way different and yet along the same lines. Jesus was a preacher and I am a teacher. My students did what the followers of Jesus could not do and exactly what Jesus said he could do.

You cannot prove even one single thing that is written in the bible and I can prove everything I say.

You cannot win a war if you don't get into it and the bow and arrows incident in front of a court house only escalated an ongoing war that I won against your finest warriors. And not once did I cheat, tell a lie or fire a shot, it was all done in court just as Jesus fought and lost his life in the same courts, I was invincible from start to finish and I claimed that I would be before even being arrested the first time.

It is not every day that a man claims to be the Savior and asks for the U.S. government to surrender.

I have been out in this world performing for decades and only since being rejected and freed after two trials that were just like the ones Jesus endured have I resorted to trying to find one true believer on the Internet.

**Stabby Joe** · Aug 5th, 2006, 4:28 PM

No, no, no! Don't hyjack it now...

Tortoise · Aug 5th, 2006, 5:36 PM

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No, no, no! Don't hyjack it now...

Too late.

*scratches head*

What was this thread about, anyway?