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Old Oct 5th, 2006, 11:11 PM   #1
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I'm bored, so I made this thread...

This is going to be an on going tally of the poor Armageddon Online posters who meet their end in Demonskates Armageddon Online Fictional story... If anyone wants to express their sadness or anger at their own death, you can do that too... whatever... I think it will be neat to see which of us survives until the end... (Of course, it's all in the mind of Demonskates... but filled with drama none the less)...

I probably WON'T post on this all that much, so feel free to add to the body count as you will.

Well, to begin...

Poor liberdave appears to be the first of us to rendezvous with the Lord. Killed in a gas chamber... a damn shame... we will always remember his freethinking, and occasional dry wit...

May he rest in peace...
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Old Oct 6th, 2006, 2:57 PM   #2
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To quote a band....

I'd rather be imprisoned in a George Orwellian world,
than this pacified society of happy boys and girls.
I'd rather know my enemies and let you know the same.
Whose windows to smash and whose tires to slash,
and where to point the fucking blame.
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Old Oct 6th, 2006, 4:06 PM   #3
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To quote a band....

I'd rather be imprisoned in a George Orwellian world,
than this pacified society of happy boys and girls.
I'd rather know my enemies and let you know the same.
Whose windows to smash and whose tires to slash,
and where to point the fucking blame.



....such a beautiful epitaph/eulogy....
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Old Oct 8th, 2006, 10:42 AM   #4
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This is going to be a large thread indeed.Sadly i didnt even know Libre Dave was going to be the first to go.My brain hides the details from me until i write.You can imagine it was a shock to me when my brain informed me I was second to die.
Thats # two folks.
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Old Oct 12th, 2006, 3:37 PM   #5
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Yeah, but the memory lives on... Besides, from what I've read... death, or even HELL ain't all that bad...
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Old Oct 12th, 2006, 3:51 PM   #6
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This is going to be a large thread indeed.Sadly i didnt even know Libre Dave was going to be the first to go.My brain hides the details from me until i write.You can imagine it was a shock to me when my brain informed me I was second to die.
Thats # two folks.
And that just before his wedding, poor guy.
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Old Oct 18th, 2006, 7:26 PM   #7
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Well, it appears that the saying "all good things come to an end" is true...

Sadly, I, Cartesiantheater, literally "bit the bullet" in Demon's story... A gunshot wound to the head...


...It was said that he witnessed the horrid blasphemy... only to partake in it's ghastly pleasure himself...


Life went by for him so fast
And all it's bullshit twas in d'past
Or so it seemed
Until he screamed
As an undead fiend, born atlast...

R.I.P........

Rest In PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well, it appears that the saying "all good things come to an end" is true...

Sadly, I, Cartesiantheater, literally "bit the bullet" in Demon's story... A gunshot wound to the head...


...It was said that he witnessed the horrid blasphemy... only to partake in it's ghastly pleasure himself...


Life went by for him so fast
And all it's bullshit twas in d'past
Or so it seemed
Until he screamed
As an undead fiend, born atlast...

R.I.P........

Rest In PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yup.he was a real good guy that cartesian theatre.R.I.P. HE may be dead,but at very least,he is undead.May his ghost forever roam the forums of Armageddon online.
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just let me go out with a bang!!(unless of course i am one of the ones to survive.... hint.... hint.... )
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Old Oct 18th, 2006, 10:40 PM   #10
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just let me go out with a bang!!(unless of course i am one of the ones to survive.... hint.... hint.... )
Uki, I doubt you'll be killed, what with your awesome martial arts skills and all. Recall that you defeated like SIX of those Hell Hounds, while entire armies couldn't kill even ONE...

The only way you die is in an epic battle where you and your adversary kill each other simultaneously (whoops! probably shouldn't post things like that... don't want to foretell the story!)
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